Official Squatch Watchers

[CapricornFarm]

Ahem... I never received a copy of your submitted form to put into the official files so... ......

Smuv, how are the chickens doing? My sick SS is going downhill again. I think she may not make it.
Hubby is talking about going to Altavista tomorrow. I feel too crummy to go much of anywhere. Sigh.

 

[BantyChooks]

So sorry. That punctuation got messed up by my sloppy typing while being worried over being a crossing guard or baby sitter here in my happy place.
We need proof of age identification for anyone who knocks on our front door -except from Ruby. Because she is our mascot and we've been through a lot together with her and we love her.
throwback!
She's one of us now!

My children ate my ID. May I still come in?

 

[CapricornFarm]

NO!! No sharesies of the vodka!

You got it from the Ruskies , no?

 

[apryl29]

Ha ha lol!
I wish I could say, but I would rather keep my age private, you know for safety reasons. but thanks!

As long as you're over 18... Need to know how far to limit some jokes. We do have an underager, but don't make mature comments at her expense. Everyone else is fair game.

Would you like a bed time story about vodka & fruit cake

I'd like a story time WITH vodka.

 

[BantyChooks]

You got it from the Ruskies , no?

I got it from abri, maybe she's a russian fruitcake.

 

[staceyj]

My children ate my ID. May I still come in?

Yup you're in.

 

[BantyChooks]

I'd like a story time WITH vodka.

Ooh gurl. You're a genius. Storytime for harried mothers.

 

[staceyj]

As long as you're over 18... Need to know how far to limit some jokes. We do have an underager, but don't make mature comments at her expense. Everyone else is fair game.


I'd like a story time WITH vodka.

Over 18 seems fair.

 

[Suzi18]

E me ink the at tha Briana a is a inor ma........anyone read pig latin

 

[CapricornFarm]

I am feeling less brave as the ham smelling pee talk goes on, also I’ve been accused of being drunk, mentally melted, and I am being stalked by a grim reaper apparently. Also I don’t know what a vodka is.

You know, Russian alcohol made out of potatoes?