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In Alaska would be preferable. :) Don't get me wrong I "like" her but she's just not logical. This house is waay too much for one person, and it looks nice but they prettied it up to sell it. I didn't even go into the wood stove..omg. She disabled a perfectly good propane fireplace in the living room and replaced it with a wood stove in the leaky basement. She can't get her own wood so its a constant struggle there, and she won't even mention it until there's like two logs left. :barnie


I gotcha beat. My mom is a hoarder, who lives in a retirement community right next door to my grandmere. Now that my grandmere in no longer there, my mom... instead of cleaning up her own damn house, has moved into my grandmeres house... so now she's gonna trash HER house.... :barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie
 
I am with you sister. Actually, I'm pretty damn proud of myself if I remember to take my BP meds every morning. YEP... that's the highlight of my day! And we're waiting on rain less days here as well... my car is STILL up on blocks (almost 3 months in total now), and our driveway has been half washed away from the flooding AND of course our home insurance doesn't cover THAT...... so we have to fix it ourselves...... in the meantime, we have to drive through the neighbors driveway to get out..... oy!!
Are your neighbors at least normal people who don't get mad about you using their drive?

In Alaska would be preferable. :) Don't get me wrong I "like" her but she's just not logical. This house is waay too much for one person, and it looks nice but they prettied it up to sell it. I didn't even go into the wood stove..omg. She disabled a perfectly good propane fireplace in the living room and replaced it with a wood stove in the leaky basement. She can't get her own wood so its a constant struggle there, and she won't even mention it until there's like two logs left. :barnie
This sounds like things my mom would do. Thank you for a glimpse into my future. She likes to do the most ridiculous things, like instead of spending the $$ to have someone fix my parent's leaky basement, my mom just keeps trying garbage do it yourself products she finds online or in the store & just keeps painting the basement. Then she keeps putting up shelves, moving crap, tearing it all down, burning the wood, then buys new wood & repeat. Dragging all kinds of garbage home. Last night it was bookcases. She had a hip replacement.. I'm out w/ the chickens & see her dragging this bookcase off my dad's truck. My shoulder is screwed up, I can't lift much of anything to help. We get 2 of them in the house. There's this huge heavy desk thing. I tell her I can't lift it. She starts taking it apart... b/c it'd make too much sense to wait until my dad and brother are there to do it. Nope, better to passive aggressively take it apart and complain that no one ever helps her with anything. Can I move to Alaska with you?
 
I gotcha beat. My mom is a hoarder, who lives in a retirement community right next door to my grandmere. Now that my grandmere in no longer there, my mom... instead of cleaning up her own damn house, has moved into my grandmeres house... so now she's gonna trash HER house.... :barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie
OK, wait... now THAT sounds like my mom! LOLOLOL
 
Are your neighbors at least normal people who don't get mad about you using their drive?


This sounds like things my mom would do. Thank you for a glimpse into my future. She likes to do the most ridiculous things, like instead of spending the $$ to have someone fix my parent's leaky basement, my mom just keeps trying garbage do it yourself products she finds online or in the store & just keeps painting the basement. Then she keeps putting up shelves, moving crap, tearing it all down, burning the wood, then buys new wood & repeat. Dragging all kinds of garbage home. Last night it was bookcases. She had a hip replacement.. I'm out w/ the chickens & see her dragging this bookcase off my dad's truck. My shoulder is screwed up, I can't lift much of anything to help. We get 2 of them in the house. There's this huge heavy desk thing. I tell her I can't lift it. She starts taking it apart... b/c it'd make too much sense to wait until my dad and brother are there to do it. Nope, better to passive aggressively take it apart and complain that no one ever helps her with anything. Can I move to Alaska with you?
Omg, this is what my Dad used to do. Then he stuffed junk up in the attic until the weight caused the ceiling of the attic area to fall down into the garage! Then he told me i was going to have to clean it all out when he died! Then he died! Craptastic!
 
I gotcha beat. My mom is a hoarder, who lives in a retirement community right next door to my grandmere. Now that my grandmere in no longer there, my mom... instead of cleaning up her own damn house, has moved into my grandmeres house... so now she's gonna trash HER house.... :barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie:barnie
At least yours waited until gran had passed, mine started while gran was still alive and just living elsewhere! When gran's hubs died and she wanted to move home we had to have a three day yardsale to clear out mom's hoard "which ironically came from yardsales.":lau

The cutest, most innocent post ever.
https://www.backyardchickens.com/threads/beginner-are-chickens-low-maintenance.1223450/
I'm not going to comment. I don't want to scare them.
Lol! I read this, and chose to just stay quiet. The only low maintenance chickens are games and they're so insane its not even funny so that shoots that peaceful orchard thing right in the foot. :lau
 
OK, wait... now THAT sounds like my mom! LOLOLOL


AND the neighbors make it worse!!!! Instead of hauling stuff off to the dump or donating it to Goodwill, they know they can offer it to my mom and she'll take it!!! Her front room is STUFFED FULL with furniture, yet the last time I was there some neighbors offered her 2 chairs that she took. I'm like you don't need them!!!!! TATERS!!!
 
And here it is, on Urban Dictionary! Jamoan on, betches! "Top Definition," woohoooo!!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jamoaning

TOP DEFINITION
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Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.
"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."
by pitbullmomma February 26, 2018

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I LOVE it!!!!! I want a mug!
 
AND the neighbors make it worse!!!! Instead of hauling stuff off to the dump or donating it to Goodwill, they know they can offer it to my mom and she'll take it!!! Her front room is STUFFED FULL with furniture, yet the last time I was there some neighbors offered her 2 chairs that she took. I'm like you don't need them!!!!! TATERS!!!
I think we all have the same mom/ MIL. Please tell me this isn't our destiny too!
So IDK where they came from, but last night my mom's kitchen tablet was FULLLLLLLL of random glass knicknacks & crap. Like figurines. IDK why, they have so much stuff already. She had my dad buy to heavy as hell glass front curio cabinets last month that she HAD to have. Stuffed them full of her crap & since she didn't have enough to fill it she goes and buys random garbage at the goodwill to put in them. Then her friend's neighbor was getting rid of some junk & she runs over there and takes it all. It's not even a case of 'I collect X', it's just I'll take whatever trash you don't want. I can't remember if I told you guys, but in December she called me at home early one morning before my kids went to school to ask me to come help her. My cousin was moving and THREW AWAY some stuff & my mom went over that morning to DIG THROUGH HER TRASH to see if she wanted any of it. I was called b/c my mom locked her keys in her trunk! So I drive up there and remove her back seat to get through the trash in her trunk to get the keys. Then while I'm struggling to get the keys she's telling me about her medical problems.. again. B/c she can't remember telling me about them & it seemed like a good time to complain about it. My kids were late to school b/c of it. And she's acting like it's no big deal.
Boxes of ratty old gross xmas ornaments she drags home, but then goes out and BUYS ornaments from store each year b/c she can't find hers, in the basement, that's packed FULL of junk. This year she even went as far to say that my cousin STOLE her ornaments to sell them for drugs. No, she didn't take the power tools, or kitchen appliances. The xmas ornaments. So yeah.. my mom's taterin' nuts.
 

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