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I've got a outside building full of Christmas ornaments. Mom never put out a tatering thing for Christmas, now that's hoarding. ;)
apryl29 said:
I think we all have the same mom/ MIL. Please tell me this isn't our destiny too!
So IDK where they came from, but last night my mom's kitchen tablet was FULLLLLLLL of random glass knicknacks & crap. Like figurines. IDK why, they have so much stuff already. She had my dad buy to heavy as hell glass front curio cabinets last month that she HAD to have. Stuffed them full of her crap & since she didn't have enough to fill it she goes and buys random garbage at the goodwill to put in them. Then her friend's neighbor was getting rid of some junk & she runs over there and takes it all. It's not even a case of 'I collect X', it's just I'll take whatever trash you don't want. I can't remember if I told you guys, but in December she called me at home early one morning before my kids went to school to ask me to come help her. My cousin was moving and THREW AWAY some stuff & my mom went over that morning to DIG THROUGH HER TRASH to see if she wanted any of it. I was called b/c my mom locked her keys in her trunk! So I drive up there and remove her back seat to get through the trash in her trunk to get the keys. Then while I'm struggling to get the keys she's telling me about her medical problems.. again. B/c she can't remember telling me about them & it seemed like a good time to complain about it. My kids were late to school b/c of it. And she's acting like it's no big deal.
Boxes of ratty old gross xmas ornaments she drags home, but then goes out and BUYS ornaments from store each year b/c she can't find hers, in the basement, that's packed FULL of junk. This year she even went as far to say that my cousin STOLE her ornaments to sell them for drugs. No, she didn't take the power tools, or kitchen appliances. The xmas ornaments. So yeah.. my mom's taterin' nuts.
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apryl29 said:
I think we all have the same mom/ MIL. Please tell me this isn't our destiny too!
So IDK where they came from, but last night my mom's kitchen tablet was FULLLLLLLL of random glass knicknacks & crap. Like figurines. IDK why, they have so much stuff already. She had my dad buy to heavy as hell glass front curio cabinets last month that she HAD to have. Stuffed them full of her crap & since she didn't have enough to fill it she goes and buys random garbage at the goodwill to put in them. Then her friend's neighbor was getting rid of some junk & she runs over there and takes it all. It's not even a case of 'I collect X', it's just I'll take whatever trash you don't want. I can't remember if I told you guys, but in December she called me at home early one morning before my kids went to school to ask me to come help her. My cousin was moving and THREW AWAY some stuff & my mom went over that morning to DIG THROUGH HER TRASH to see if she wanted any of it. I was called b/c my mom locked her keys in her trunk! So I drive up there and remove her back seat to get through the trash in her trunk to get the keys. Then while I'm struggling to get the keys she's telling me about her medical problems.. again. B/c she can't remember telling me about them & it seemed like a good time to complain about it. My kids were late to school b/c of it. And she's acting like it's no big deal.
Boxes of ratty old gross xmas ornaments she drags home, but then goes out and BUYS ornaments from store each year b/c she can't find hers, in the basement, that's packed FULL of junk. This year she even went as far to say that my cousin STOLE her ornaments to sell them for drugs. No, she didn't take the power tools, or kitchen appliances. The xmas ornaments. So yeah.. my mom's taterin' nuts.
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Was she raised during the Great depression?
 
I watch Hording: Buried Alive for two reasons....
Makes me feel not so bad about the random stuff I do bring home. Then it makes me throw out stuff I really don't need. (except egg cartons. I'll have enough chickens to use them all--one day)

It's very hard for me being a cleaning lady. The stuff offices throw away is shameful. I've gotten so many office supplies it's not funny. I'll even donate it if I can. One place threw out over 100 exercise bands. The big giant rubberband you use for resistance training. They were never used. Even came with a little instruction booklet to do exercises in your desk chair. So I have them to the senior center. They use them all the time. Got boxes of colored paper once. Again nothing wrong with it. Some was still in the paper wrapping it comes in. Took what I wanted and gave the rest to a daycare center/preschool. The company wasn't even going to recycle it. So wasteful!

:::rant over:::
 
FlyingNunFarm said:
I watch Hording: Buried Alive for two reasons....
Makes me feel not so bad about the random stuff I do bring home. Then it makes me throw out stuff I really don't need. (except egg cartons. I'll have enough chickens to use them all--one day)

It's very hard for me being a cleaning lady. The stuff offices throw away is shameful. I've gotten so many office supplies it's not funny. I'll even donate it if I can. One place threw out over 100 exercise bands. The big giant rubberband you use for resistance training. They were never used. Even came with a little instruction booklet to do exercises in your desk chair. So I have them to the senior center. They use them all the time. Got boxes of colored paper once. Again nothing wrong with it. Some was still in the paper wrapping it comes in. Took what I wanted and gave the rest to a daycare center/preschool. The company wasn't even going to recycle it. So wasteful!

:::rant over:::
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I picked up a couple of pictures the other day that were tossed out and donated to Salvation Army.
 
Whoo I love that show it makes me clean everything! I also like when they get upset when something gets stepped on or accidentally thrown out.....how in the heck do they even know?
FlyingNunFarm said:
I watch Hording: Buried Alive for two reasons....
Makes me feel not so bad about the random stuff I do bring home. Then it makes me throw out stuff I really don't need. (except egg cartons. I'll have enough chickens to use them all--one day)

It's very hard for me being a cleaning lady. The stuff offices throw away is shameful. I've gotten so many office supplies it's not funny. I'll even donate it if I can. One place threw out over 100 exercise bands. The big giant rubberband you use for resistance training. They were never used. Even came with a little instruction booklet to do exercises in your desk chair. So I have them to the senior center. They use them all the time. Got boxes of colored paper once. Again nothing wrong with it. Some was still in the paper wrapping it comes in. Took what I wanted and gave the rest to a daycare center/preschool. The company wasn't even going to recycle it. So wasteful!

:::rant over:::
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:hugs Cappy... it'll be OK... you are too ornery to have anything happen to you.... cancer is too afraid to mess with you honey!!!

And I, too, watch Hoarders.... DH doesn't understand why I do... and I tell him it's the same reason why I watch My 600 lb life.... it keeps me in check!

Well dolls, I have seriously had it with the unending stupidity of people. I just got smacked by a mod for NOT arguing, but asking a simple question..... and asked with respect... but it was considered *squabbling* (really grandma?!?).

How the conversation went:

OP asked how to keep chicks from wasting food.

Person 1: Chicks are ONLY supposed to be fed dry food.
Person 2: We feed fermented for reasons 1-4.
Person 1: That is a DEBATE and I do NOT want to DEBATE it with you. HAND.
ME: OK Person 1, NOT trying to start a debate, by you stated that chicks are only supposed to be fed dry food. Why is that? (I am honestly curious, as we've only ever used wet/fermented feed). My comment is deleted and I'm told to stop squabbling.

:hmm:hmm:hmm:hmm:confused::confused::confused:
 
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:wee:wee I'VE BEEN DERPED :wee:wee
 
pitbullmomma said:
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jamoaning
Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.
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