Official Squatch Watchers

[Smuvers Farm]

I got the first puddle of the season! Wait.. no.. that's more ice. Grumble.

Isn't Piddles our puddle maker around here?!?

 

[Chickassan]

Still no cheek to cheek action between Hobo and the doodle. He's still trying, stepping up his game too, half a dance before he made a tater of himself. That's my boy.

 

[21hens-incharge]

I finally won something! I'd like to thank all the little people.

You're welcome.

Isn't Piddles our puddle maker around here?!?

LOL!!!!!!
She is doing really good now though. Only maybe one accident a day for the last couple weeks.

 

[Chickassan]

Soo close! Ok I'm outside locking up pervin on the two I want to make babies "don't judge." The roo runs up, Hobo squats ....then he just pecks her in the head. Why? Just why!? They're messing with me, its a chicken conspiracy rotten little fartknockers!!!

 

[Kiki]

O. M. G.

We made it into Urban Dictionary, my Squatchy little frands!!! It's not in there yet, but according to the UD Gods, it will be soon. Check it: (I got this email eariier.) YYYYYYAAAAASSSSSS queens!!!!!!!

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Urban Dictionary

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jamoaning

Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.

"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."

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Booyah!! I crack myself up, lol.

This is HILARIOUS!

 

[Smuvers Farm]

Well, I have finally fell into a group of people into live chicken porn. Oh how proud my mother must be.........

 

[CapricornFarm]

I got the quail hutch into the wagon , dragged it over to the goat area and screwed the legs on. So a little paint touch up and leg braces and i will be done.

 

[Kiki]

Alert!
Foil not only keeps bugs off of your chickens.
It keeps off the wall crazy posts from destroying your brain cells.


Trust me...I have tried it and it works.

 

[Smuvers Farm]

 

[Redhead Rae]

I watch Hording: Buried Alive for two reasons....
Makes me feel not so bad about the random stuff I do bring home. Then it makes me throw out stuff I really don't need. (except egg cartons. I'll have enough chickens to use them all--one day)

It's very hard for me being a cleaning lady. The stuff offices throw away is shameful. I've gotten so many office supplies it's not funny. I'll even donate it if I can. One place threw out over 100 exercise bands. The big giant rubberband you use for resistance training. They were never used. Even came with a little instruction booklet to do exercises in your desk chair. So I have them to the senior center. They use them all the time. Got boxes of colored paper once. Again nothing wrong with it. Some was still in the paper wrapping it comes in. Took what I wanted and gave the rest to a daycare center/preschool. The company wasn't even going to recycle it. So wasteful!

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OMG. Don’t get me started on office supplies. A few years back, the company I work for made MAJOR renovations to the building to get rid of offices and turn it into a cube farm. Well, they cleared everything down to the studs. So the offices were emptied before we all moved to another place in the building. During the move, a coworker and I decided to “go shopping” in the trash. They had HUNDREDS of three ring binders, boxes of file folders, reems of paper, old metal hole punches, paper cutters (good heavy ones), staplers, in the trash. I salvaged a 5 gallon recycling bin FULL of binder clips, a hole punch, metal file sorter, pens, pencils, stationary, post-it notes, etc for my use at work. I didn’t feel right taking it home. I know plenty of people who did take the trashed supplies home though. When I left for maternity leave I still had 9/10th of the bin of binder clips. I moved them and other things into the printer room for other people to make use of.