Official Squatch Watchers

[FlyingNunFarm]

https://www.someecards.com/news/so-that-happened/roomba-runs-over-dog-poop/

I'll leave this here for your reading pleasure.

 

[21hens-incharge]

Don’t waste your time even thinking about a roomba.
DH won one at work about ten years ago.
Thank god we didn’t actually pay for it.
You all know how much hair comes off a golden retriever?
How long their feathers can be? Especially their tail?
It would make one trip across the room and the little treat receptacle would be full and it would send itself back to its charging station.
I hope they’re better now but back then I was so happy I didn’t PAY for it.

A funny to share along these same lines......

Years ago I said something (while trying to escape from my mother) about needing to sweep and mop.

She says to me .... "Well if you would just use a swiffer."

She has NO clue how much hair comes off of dogs and cats.......not to mention the dirt they manage to drag in.

Taters I would need a pallet of pads a month easily!!!!!

She is an animal hater who is SUPER judgy by the way.

 

[Chickassan]

There is no tactful way to say your rooster's comb turns purple when he's feeling frisky...

 

[21hens-incharge]

https://www.someecards.com/news/so-that-happened/roomba-runs-over-dog-poop/

I'll leave this here for your reading pleasure.

Oh that poor man!!!!





I'll just stick to paper towels, a mop and bleach.

I reserve the right to invent new curse words if poop happens!

 

[21hens-incharge]

There is no tactful way to say your rooster's comb turns purple when he's feeling frisky...

Imma go see if you tried!!!!

<<making running feet noises>>

 

[21hens-incharge]

@Chickassan!! You were VERY tactful!

Excellent self control there lady!

 

[staceyj]

A funny to share along these same lines......

Years ago I said something (while trying to escape from my mother) about needing to sweep and mop.

She says to me .... "Well if you would just use a swiffer."

She has NO clue how much hair comes off of dogs and cats.......not to mention the dirt they manage to drag in.

Taters I would need a pallet of pads a month easily!!!!!

She is an animal hater who is SUPER judgy by the way.

Those swiffer commercials make me LOL.
I talk to the tv and say “Come on! Ring my doorbell you goofballs! My house will make you cry like a girl. We could go through the whole box and not get through one room! ”

 

[21hens-incharge]

If I ever were to buy a swiffer I would do the following.....

Throw out useless damp doohickies.

Make usable doohickies from old towels.

Get frustrated at all the doohickie changing and switch back to my old fashioned rag mop.

I have one of those yellow mop buckets with the squisher on top.
No hand wringing .

 

[Molpet]

What's everyone's opinion on this?:

I have seen them on sale at HD and am tempted to get it, next time they go on sale
https://www.homedepot.com/p/2-x-4-Basics-Flip-Top-Bench-Table-Sand-90110/302002271

 

[Smuvers Farm]

I like the bench/table. Not a bad price either.

I think it would be a useful thing to have.


ETA...... I hope not to wake up to that again.

Be messin up my whole tatering day waking up to .

The big guy has been ok since by the way.

The bench thingie is just the brackets... it's like a DIY bench/table.

Plus, your pupper having a massive assplosion reminds me of my Buddy.... somehow he ALWAYS finds my stash of chocolate and gets into it.... we know it doesn't kill him... but holy HELL does he have the yuckiest, jelliest, smelliest chits for a good 24/48 hours afterwards. The ONLY WAY we can *control* control it is to put him into lockdown in his kennel..... which he, of course, explodes in and gets the entire inside covered in jelly chit and himself covered in stinky jelly chit.... and I've actually tossed a small amount of cookies on top of him while trying to bathe him after a chit session....

A funny to share along these same lines......

Years ago I said something (while trying to escape from my mother) about needing to sweep and mop.

She says to me .... "Well if you would just use a swiffer."

She has NO clue how much hair comes off of dogs and cats.......not to mention the dirt they manage to drag in.

Taters I would need a pallet of pads a month easily!!!!!

She is an animal hater who is SUPER judgy by the way.

We have a steam mop... we LOVE it... of course we don't use toss away swiffer pads cause environment and stuff... so we bought a butt ton of microfiber pads ( https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009FUF6DM/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1 ) and we use them everywhere! Too easy to change, they pick up a LOT more than you think, and easy to clean.

There is no tactful way to say your rooster's comb turns purple when he's feeling frisky...

No, there really isn't...... but I'm sure you could find a way......