Official Squatch Watchers

[TexasSam]

Oh I wish.

I’m a certified pit master

 

[staceyj]

I need to get dressed! When will you get here? And look out for deer, the woods are full of them!

Wait!
Hold up.
Get dressed?
I’m wearing pjs Cappy. You can’t dress up!

You better not be neckked

 

[TexasSam]

I should bring something, wine or beer?

Beer and ice it’s hot down here

 

[staceyj]

I’m a certified pit master

Id make the drive from nc for that Sam. Here in the coastal area, NO ONE knows how to smoke anything.

 

[TexasSam]

Wait!
Hold up.
Get dressed?
I’m wearing pjs Cappy. You can’t dress up!

You better not be neckked

Hahahahahaha

 

[CapricornFarm]

Wait!
Hold up.
Get dressed?
I’m wearing pjs Cappy. You can’t dress up!

You better not be neckked

why not? I only wear pjs outside!
So pjs and slippers. You bring popcorn.

 

[TexasSam]

Id make the drive from nc for that Sam. Here in the coastal area, NO ONE knows how to smoke anything.

Yikes

 

[TexasSam]

Here ya go

 

[staceyj]

why not? I only wear pjs outside!
So pjs and slippers. You bring popcorn.

Speaking of wearing pjs outside....
I was dying my hair today in my bathroom and when the timer goes off you have to jump in the shower to start rinsing it out or you’ll either be ugly or bald for the next few months.....
Anyway, just then, In my quiet dang neighborhood one of my hens starts SCREAMING the egg song and wouldn’t stop , then another one chimes in , then another AND another !
This was a Saturday when everybody’s home and NO ONE was weedwacking or cutting their grass like they usually do on a Saturday since we had so much rain the past few days....
And I dashed into the kitchen and opened and closed the door real hard a few times. They usually think I’m bringing them something good and stop.
BUT NO.
And my timer was beeping away!
So I had to RUN OUT THERE

WITH MY HEAD FULL OF HAIR DYE

WEAR A BATH TOWEL

FLIP FLOPS

AND BRIGHT BLUE RUBBER GLOVES








that shut them up immediately.

 

[staceyj]

Here ya go

Silence.




It’s a work of art.