I am game! Good realistic fun questions by the way!

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Henny! Lol. Thank you. :love:bow

We need a chicken “club” shirt.

People people people!!!
WHERE ARE YOUR OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS!!??

From now on, when you are at the grocery store you need to STOP reading US and PEOPLE and START being aware of your fellow shoppers.

If there’s a lady in the next check out line and she is between 28 and 80 years of age and is wearing sensible clothing, and her cart contains 5 or more of these items :
Grapes
Watermelon
Pedialyte
Epsom salt
Apple cider vinegar
Sports wrap tape
Sunflower seeds
Tums
Caltrate
Canned mackerel
Coconut oil
Vaginal antifungal
Polyvisol infantvitamins

SHE’S A CHICKEN PERSON!

C’mon! :frowI can’t be the only chicken detective here!
 
Henny! Lol. Thank you. :love:bow

We need a chicken “club” shirt.

People people people!!!
WHERE ARE YOUR OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS!!??

From now on, when you are at the grocery store you need to STOP reading US and PEOPLE and START being aware of your fellow shoppers.

If there’s a lady in the next check out line and she is between 28 and 80 years of age and is wearing sensible clothing, and her cart contains 5 or more of these items :
Grapes
Watermelon
Pedialyte
Epsom salt
Apple cider vinegar
Sports wrap tape
Sunflower seeds
Tums
Caltrate
Canned mackerel
Coconut oil
Vaginal antifungal
Polyvisol infantvitamins

SHE’S A CHICKEN PERSON!

C’mon! :frowI can’t be the only chicken detective here!
You buy all that for your chickens? :eek: You win the title of chicken sherlock.
 
How would I do that without high jacking a thread? I better not.
I don’t want to get yelled at.
Or make the administration think I don’t take stuff seriously. Or get a warning from that lady who warned me TWICE for something I did not deserve and made me cry for days that I was going to make it through a LIFETIME of Catholic schooling and THEN get EXPELLED from a CHICKEN WEBSITE over semantics!
@BantyChooks might be painfully shy in person (hug hug Bantu, but good for you for not being shy HERE at the squatchers house.)
It took me forever to post here the first time ( on the first squatchers thread)
And then.... oh lord remember when I somehow thought our dear @rjohns39
Who is HAPPILY AND forEV-ER MARRIED TO MRS @rjohns39 , And ... who was it?! Kiki?
Anyway somehow, I got the impression somehow they were maybe a couple because they were talking about one of @rjohns39 ‘s famous recipes *so passionately (but in a food way)
And I got my first one of these things -:smack and man.....! I cried!
And almost never came back on !!!!
I thought you guys hated me!
Because you all know, I’m a crier. :hit

But I’m good now.
I know you guys accepted me.

Thanks btw. :hugs Friends.

Sweetie! I remember back then with your first :smack. I am SURE it was in a friendly way. :hugs












:oops: I on the other hand have been reprimanded a couple times. Neither time did I feel I was out of line but I guess it could have been misunderstood. :confused:

I still came back.
 
Sweetie! I remember back then with your first :smack. I am SURE it was in a friendly way. :hugs












:oops: I on the other hand have been reprimanded a couple times. Neither time did I feel I was out of line but I guess it could have been misunderstood. :confused:

I still came back.
I know it was in good fun. .....now. But at that MOMENT ... I was like 11 and felt so embarr- assed.
 
You buy all that for your chickens? :eek: You win the title of chicken sherlock.
Oh wow. Lol, not all at once! But Over a period of time, heck yeah!
I have had the neediest handful of chickens ever to walk the earth.

I am SO prepared I could almost be a chicken prepper!

Supplies make me feel like whatever happens, I can handle it.
People with anxiety like to be prepared.
I think.
( wrings hands )
 

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