Anybody want to play bad guy and kick Tucks off the nest for me?
I really don't want to, she's going to be moist and smell vaguely like Doritos.
Sooo any takers? First one in line gets a big broody poop right in the top of your shoe, totally free i'm not greedy whatsoever.:p

Ok I will do it....but only if it's like stale doritos.

Free broody poo on the shoe?
Who could say no?
It will keep my dogs busy for DAYS! :lau
 
I'd say her bouquet is akin to at least a three month old bag left open in a hot car in Tijuana circa 1985.
My girl has some vintage BO happening, and those poops...i'm starting to sense another duel on the horizon but this one is to the death of my sense of smell.:sick
Ok I will do it....but only if it's like stale doritos.

Free broody poo on the shoe?
Who could say no?
It will keep my dogs busy for DAYS! :lau
 
Woot and double woot! Got her off the nest and she didn't crap on me! She tried her best but I felt it coming and I held her straight out...I refuse to be broody pooped on anymore!
That is why Sassy didn't get a sock photo, girl has the best aim she must have been a bomber pilot in a past life.
And yes, she still stinks and yep she's still very damp and just fresh hell to touch.
Nobody ever mentions this kind of crap when they show their broody hen, it is always sunshine and daisies you never hear about swamp butt and Doritos not a dang peep.:gig
 
Woot and double woot! Got her off the nest and she didn't crap on me! She tried her best but I felt it coming and I held her straight out...I refuse to be broody pooped on anymore!
That is why Sassy didn't get a sock photo, girl has the best aim she must have been a bomber pilot in a past life.
And yes, she still stinks and yep she's still very damp and just fresh hell to touch.
Nobody ever mentions this kind of crap when they show their broody hen, it is always sunshine and daisies you never hear about swamp butt and Doritos not a dang peep.:gig

I played with WAY to many broody hens last summer.
Broody poop yup. Dorito smell.....not had THAT yet. :hmm

Your girl a just special.........or your hubs is sprinkling dorito crumbs in the dusting patch.
:oops:
 
Just her, she's stinky i'm extremely tempted to bathe her, not like it would make her any madder but at least she'd smell better.
Also I am amazed at her armpit grip, i'm having to forcefully frisk her for eggs and it isn't easy.
I played with WAY to many broody hens last summer.
Broody poop yup. Dorito smell.....not had THAT yet. :hmm

Your girl a just special.........or your hubs is sprinkling dorito crumbs in the dusting patch.
:oops:
 

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