Good morning! :)
He needs a bow tie and an a** whooping! That little chucklehead was chasing Beavis full grown Beavis this morning and she was running from the punk! :barnie

Seem to remember some magnificent beast of woman told you that you could do it....wish I could remember who that was. :D

Aside from the Dickscapades Marlene was having an off morning, she let me pick her up that is always a bad sign.
Anyways, we went through the normal "how ya doin" grope felt butt, breast, legs, everything felt O.K. so on to stage two, fat hen massage.
FHM went well she likes it when she feels bad, basically rubbing her underside and supporting her weight a little bit did that for ten maybe fifteen minuites and she was back to mean Marlene.
I have no idea what goes on with her. I do know she is muuuch heavier than she used to be.:hmm
:frow:D
 
Good morning! :)
He needs a bow tie and an a** whooping! That little chucklehead was chasing Beavis full grown Beavis this morning and she was running from the punk! :barnie

Seem to remember some magnificent beast of woman told you that you could do it....wish I could remember who that was. :D

Aside from the Dickscapades Marlene was having an off morning, she let me pick her up that is always a bad sign.
Anyways, we went through the normal "how ya doin" grope felt butt, breast, legs, everything felt O.K. so on to stage two, fat hen massage.
FHM went well she likes it when she feels bad, basically rubbing her underside and supporting her weight a little bit did that for ten maybe fifteen minuites and she was back to mean Marlene.
I have no idea what goes on with her. I do know she is muuuch heavier than she used to be.:hmm
Fat hen, egg laying problems?
 
I only had one Cornish hatched out of 23 shipped eggs, bad air cells and my first time with shipped eggs. They were packed well so I don't blame the breeder.
He will be a breeder for as long as possible. Most expensive bird I probably will ever own :he
What a survivor he is, I would think that would be an excellent choice for a breeder. Maybe someday you will be able to mail me some of his chicks!
 
Good job my freind, but tell you something you don't know right? ;)

Fat hen, egg laying problems?
Fat hen, everything problems. No kidding she's a walking disaster, she lays 70g plus eggs, only has one functional nostril, worst foot problems iv'e ever delt with, she's really fat, and cherry on top she is mean as sin.
Named her after my mother in law.:p
 
Good job my freind, but tell you something you don't know right? ;)

Fat hen, everything problems. No kidding she's a walking disaster, she lays 70g plus eggs, only has one functional nostril, worst foot problems iv'e ever delt with, she's really fat, and cherry on top she is mean as sin.
Named her after my mother in law.:p
Good plan on the name! No wonder she is mean, with all those problems. I am pretty mean when my feet hurt . . .
 
If I could diet the woman I would. She's not penned, eats what everybody else does no major reason for her chunkiness.
She was a big girl when I got her though and she just kept expanding. I didn't hatch her out so no idea if that is normal or she's just impressive.:)
I know, my feet would probably hurt less if I lost a few pounds! All our "Old Girl" problems -- at least I do not lay oversized eggs! :)
 
If I could diet the woman I would. She's not penned, eats what everybody else does no major reason for her chunkiness.
She was a big girl when I got her though and she just kept expanding. I didn't hatch her out so no idea if that is normal or she's just impressive.:)
Some seem to gain more easily. Look at those Cornish-X we love to eat! Genetic;)
That is my problem!
 
Got to say she is really pretty, her roundness just embodies a stereotypical hen. Her little comb flops to one side when she talks and the rooster follows her like a puppy.
Those genetics have some good points too.;)
Some seem to gain more easily. Look at those Cornish-X we love to eat! Genetic;)
That is my problem!
 

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