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O.k, im going to have to start locking my backyard gate.
I had a set of full grown men resting their bicycling tushes on my bench in front of the coop.
Every year it seems like that bench is just a siren's call for idiots.
Jerry bless his uptight rooster soul alerts better than a pack of guineas, Prince doesn't make a peep unless it is a critter Jerry however is a dog.
I moved them along, showcasing the lovely no trespassing signs on the way out.
One commented on my realistic pellet gun....it is a Mossberg tactical shotgun lovingly named the party pooper.
I did not correct him.
Jerry on my shoulder, upper partial out yeah no idea where all this "crazy chicken lady" stuff comes from.
Vicious rumours. :caf
 
Picked up Nene today, im a little taken aback by how much she weighs.
She's a chunk!
She's heavier than Barb,Kim or Stacey.
She's actually 2nd heaviest derp out there topped only by Lulu....nobody beats her even the boys.
I hate she's getting older and seems to only want to give me rooster eggs.
If she's still with me and laying next spring I might give it one more try.
I did get Oprah on a last ditch attempt with Hobo.
Around the last of March this year I cursed a man with a cool 50 hatching eggs.
47 hatched, 6 no doubt about it Hobo/Dutch boys 12 pretty sure derp boys and 4 that iv'e got no idea since they're Kiwi's so im thinking passing on a hatch myself was wise.
Poor man, he got derps, domiderps, grand Jerrys, Homer juniors just a mess of chickens.
He didn't get one single, solitary, Oprah or mini Lulu.
He, plans on halving his bounty with another guy but i'll believe it when I see it since he's named 47 derplets and refers to them as the kids.
I kind of feel like iv'e doomed that man, but he was fully warned even met the herds.
Hopefully he makes it.:)
 
Chickassan said:
Picked up Nene today, im a little taken aback by how much she weighs.
She's a chunk!
She's heavier than Barb,Kim or Stacey.
She's actually 2nd heaviest derp out there topped only by Lulu....nobody beats her even the boys.
I hate she's getting older and seems to only want to give me rooster eggs.
If she's still with me and laying next spring I might give it one more try.
I did get Oprah on a last ditch attempt with Hobo.
Around the last of March this year I cursed a man with a cool 50 hatching eggs.
47 hatched, 6 no doubt about it Hobo/Dutch boys 12 pretty sure derp boys and 4 that iv'e got no idea since they're Kiwi's so im thinking passing on a hatch myself was wise.
Poor man, he got derps, domiderps, grand Jerrys, Homer juniors just a mess of chickens.
He didn't get one single, solitary, Oprah or mini Lulu.
He, plans on halving his bounty with another guy but i'll believe it when I see it since he's named 47 derplets and refers to them as the kids.
I kind of feel like iv'e doomed that man, but he was fully warned even met the herds.
Hopefully he makes it.:)
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First...weirdos trespassing to sit on your bench and how you handled it cracked me up.
Gotta love Jerry!

You are turning people into derp herders with no training wheels! You gifted him with an interesting assortment but 47 all at once! Oh dear!
 
He asked for 50 eggs!
I did say "are you sure?" at least a dozen times.
I tried to save him.
Jerry, yeah he's definitely one of us. :lau
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21hens-incharge said:
First...weirdos trespassing to sit on your bench and how you handled it cracked me up.
Gotta love Jerry!

You are turning people into derp herders with no training wheels! You gifted him with an interesting assortment but 47 all at once! Oh dear!
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Chickassan said:
He asked for 50 eggs!
I did say "are you sure?" at least a dozen times.
I tried to save him.
Jerry, yeah he's definitely one of us. :lau View attachment 2710409View attachment 2710412
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WHOA Jerry has gotten to be quite a big guy!! :eek:
He has turned out very nicely Chicky!

The folks that took in my last oopster sent hubs a couple pictures a few weeks ago. It was nice to see him looking good and standing proud.


Good (early) morning everyone.
It will be another near 100° day here. No rain in sight. Things are turning dry and crispy fast.
 
Chickassan said:
Won't be too long your littlest one can put another super hero in the mix.
Wonder if you'll get superman or spiderman?
Uh oh what if you end up with a Joker lol! :D
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We actually have 8 different slightly off brand super hero costumes. They all have a cape, mask, and slap bracelet. I think (besides the two shown) there is Spider-Man, Iron Man, captain America, Superman, Flash, and Thor.

For a while there, Thing 1 was OBSESSED with LEGO Batman. Because of that movie, he thought Joker was a good guy. 🤦‍♀️
 
Good morning folks :frow

21hens-incharge said:
WHOA Jerry has gotten to be quite a big guy!! :eek:
He has turned out very nicely Chicky!

The folks that took in my last oopster sent hubs a couple pictures a few weeks ago. It was nice to see him looking good and standing proud.


Good (early) morning everyone.
It will be another near 100° day here. No rain in sight. Things are turning dry and crispy fast.
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:frow Good morning Henny, have a great day
Redhead Rae said:
We actually have 8 different slightly off brand super hero costumes. They all have a cape, mask, and slap bracelet. I think (besides the two shown) there is Spider-Man, Iron Man, captain America, Superman, Flash, and Thor.

For a while there, Thing 1 was OBSESSED with LEGO Batman. Because of that movie, he thought Joker was a good guy. 🤦‍♀️
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:frow Good morning Rae, have a great day. Both boys are super cute.
 
Good morning everyone :frow

21hens-incharge said:
WHOA Jerry has gotten to be quite a big guy!! :eek:
He has turned out very nicely Chicky!

The folks that took in my last oopster sent hubs a couple pictures a few weeks ago. It was nice to see him looking good and standing proud.


Good (early) morning everyone.
It will be another near 100° day here. No rain in sight. Things are turning dry and crispy fast.
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Good morning Henny :frow

Redhead Rae said:
We actually have 8 different slightly off brand super hero costumes. They all have a cape, mask, and slap bracelet. I think (besides the two shown) there is Spider-Man, Iron Man, captain America, Superman, Flash, and Thor.

For a while there, Thing 1 was OBSESSED with LEGO Batman. Because of that movie, he thought Joker was a good guy. 🤦‍♀️
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Good morning Rae :frow
 

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