Sleep talking! Post your looniest statements...

[SarahFair]

I spent the night at a friends house once and she started whispering. It took me awhile to figure out what she was saying but gradually she started getting louder...
She was chanting
go big red Go big red. Go Big Red. GO BIG RED!GO BIG RED!


I woke her up asking what she was talking about and she had no clue what I was speaking of

 

[beakkeeper]

Quote:
This didn't happen to be in Nebraska did it?

Nope, Mitch-again

 

[GreenFeather]

One night, my brother started saying "BOOK! GIVE ME THE BOOK!" In the middle of the night sleep talking. It creeped me out for a second and then I broke out in laughter. That was so funny.

 

[greeneggsnham]

Once when I was staying with a friend who had chickens I woke up in their feed storage room. They had all sorts of animals and only went out about once a month so they bought tons of feed at a time and stacked it in the room. I woke up on the large pile of feed sacks and had no idea how I got there. The best part about it is that there is a creek that runs right across their property and the barn is across it from the house. They have only one spot to cross that is basically a couple of boards layed across so I'm lucky I didn't fall in. Course I've never lived it down.

-My brother once peed in the trashcan by his bed when he was like eight or nine. He kept saying, " THE FIRE! THE FIRE! won't you help me?" As mom put him back to bed he was grumbling about how the dog started the fire and he wasn't ever letting it play with his lighter again. (He didn't even have a lighter

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Once I slept over at an ex's house and he said that I came into his room accusing him of stealing my house. Don't really get that one but he swears I said it.

My dad had to have a tooth removed and something was wrong so they put him out. Mom was there to drive him home and he was waaayyy out of it. She drove through wendy's to get something to eat and when they got to the order box he tried to order a six pack. He hasn't even had a drink in over 25years. He also was leaning way over towards my mom just staring at her. She told him to look out the window and they would be there soon, so what does he do?....He smooshes his face to the side window the entire way home. Mom tells this story over and over and it still cracks me up to hear it. He was 48 at the time and he looks kind of like a terrifying lumber jack so that just makes it so much funnier.

I know there are more but I'll have to ask my friends about them.

 

[Imp]

When I was about 11 and my brother was 9, he was home from school sick. In the evening he was sleeping on the couch, and started yelling something like "stop it" over and over again. Mom asked him what he was talking about and he said there was a naked lady dancing on his eyes.

 

[JetBlack]

Once, after a fight, I apparently had a long conversation, on the phone, with my (now ex-) girlfriend. I still have no recollection. After she informed me that we made up, I thought she was just being her normal insane self. She obviously got ticked (again) and thought I was just being a jerk.

Sure enough, my phone showed that we had talked for over 20 minutes, the night before.

 

[Moabite]

When I was 13, I sat up in bed and asked my dad "What kind of gun did you shoot me and my sisters with?" Kinda freaked him out.

 

[xyresicchick]

lmao! well apparently

"i'm a small cup of coffee"

 

[Fourgirlsoneboy]

No me, but my sister once told me to 'Put a bag over the giraffe's head' and my mom once tried to convince me that 'the little one's were drowning! Help them!' (motioning that they were in the desert out front)Referring to my kids, when we were visiting my gramdmother in Phoenix! Haha!

 

[BarkerChickens]

About a year ago, my husband blurted out "By the Power of Grayskull!". Startled the daylights out of me! I was in a dead sleep when he did it, but once it clicked, I busted up laughing so hard. He was a teenager when the first He-man came out (early 80s), so I am guessing he was having flashbacks.

He notorious for yacking in his sleep. He babbles about all sorts of stuff, but that one in particular had me laughing til tears were in my eyes. To this day, he hasn't a clue was brought on whatever that dream was about.