"Florida man fights off army of coyotes with chainsaw and machete"The coyote story continued today:
I was embarrassing hot outside today, but i really felt i had to do something outside. For my satisfaction and with the intention to show presence.
So i started to remove the shrubs around the pond, at the edge of the heavy overgrown part of the property. Three autumn olive's in, the duck alarm went off, i turned around and looked into the eyes of five skinny coyotes. I had just cut through the main shoot of a huge shrub, so i was sitting on the ground, literally eye to eye with the coyotes. The pond to the right hand, the next thorny autumn-olive in my back, Coyotes on two sides and worried about the ducks down at the house.
Usually my old bones have problems to get me back on my feet when i'm sitting on the floor, but this time somehow i jumped up...
Electric chainsaw in my left hand, machete swinging in my right i looked at them and said: »Bring it on!« - pulling the trigger of the chainsaw and made a step forward.
Apparently Coyotes are unable to smell "dirty" underwear, they got scared, turned around and fled the scene. Fortunately not into the direction of the house and the ducks.
Nothing happened to any duck today! - And they all got rewarded with peas and meal-worms. Without their alarm, this could have ended very different.
(I know you aren't in Florida, but thats how the press will write it over here)