The Quack Shack

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Don’t you have to type right to left in the Southern Hemisphere?

I think so too! They certainly must drive on the left side of the roads. - If there is a left side…

 

[duluthralphie]

I think so too! They certainly must drive on the left side of the roads. - If there is a left side…

What I find most amazing is when they flush their toilets they flush backwards..

I would think that would make the houses smell some.

 

[Muscovy Wunda]

What I find most amazing is when they flush their toilets they flush backwards..

I would think that would make the houses smell some.

Maybe you are the one whose toilet flushes backwards. America doesn't lead the world sadly, unfortunately thats just what your "leaders" have insisted the schools raise you to believe. As for the cars,I'm pretty sure that was just done to annoy tourists

 

[Magnolia Ducks]

Smoked a duck today not one of mine. I bought it at the Vietnamese grocery. But dh had to remove the webbies before i could eat it.​

 

[YodaBat]

On your laptop, you just type in "@" and then a "yod'. A pop-up opens like this:
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You continue to type or select @YodaBat with the mouse.
On the phone - i have no idea! Not using BYC on my phone.

Thank you

 

[YodaBat]

Similar here: 16 ducks and 9-11 eggs per day. But i "enjoy" feathers everywhere, especially in the duck-pool drain…

Oh the feathers. They are everywhere.

 

[Miss Lydia]

But you like Dux. So your judgement is obviously impaired.

I resemble that remark!! . Hi everyone. Hope you all are doing fantastic.

 

[Pyxis]

So now people are literally bringing their ducks into the store for me to see like it's some kind of vet clinic.

A guy shows up today and asked if I was in - asked ME if I was in, so he definitely didn't know me. So I was like...yes? I'm in?

And then he reveals a cat carrier with a duckling in it and asks me to look at it and it's clearly not well. He says it's been that way for a week. Oh, and also he let his kid give it grapes which are obviously not going down because I can feel individual grapes in its throat. Good times.

So basically with the symptoms it was either a wry neck type thing or limber neck, and I figure with untreated botulism for a week it'd already be dead, so I go with wry neck and tell him how to fix it and also if the grapes haven't passed by tomorrow, guess what, he now gets to figure out how to get them back up and out of the duckling's throat.

Oy.

 

[Muscovy Wunda]

You should really charge your bosses a consultation fee

 

[WannaBeHillBilly]

Smoked a duck today not one of mine. I bought it at the Vietnamese grocery. But dh had to remove the webbies before i could eat it.​

I know what you're talking about: We bought an "organic" chicken from the Asian supermarket to which i sell the duck eggs and it looked »somehow not right« to me unless wifie had removed its head. Also it didn't taste as good as the anonymous frozen supermarket chicken usually do. Seeing an almost complete dead bird in your sink makes you realize that your meal was a living animal in the past. - And changes the taste(buds).
Don't know about y'all, but at least i have been conditioned by the big food companies to no longer perceive the meat that i buy in stores as having been part of a living animal. I somehow feel disconnected from my food.
We live in a time where kids answer the question "Where does the milk come from?" with the name of their favorite supermarket chain and think French Fries are being produced in French Fries Companies…