No THX! - I don't want to spoil anybody's appetite, but once you have seen the disgusting process being used in (at least some!) food factories you won't be able to eat Sauerkraut again ever.Buck up!!
Grab you bootstraps, pull yourself up to the table and swallow a spoonful of kraut!!
I don't mean your Sauerkraut, @Magnolia Ducks! I am very sure you kept everything clean and had covered your pickle glass with fabric so that no mosquitos could breed in the liquid… I need to shut the duck up!

