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I just want to say that there is nothing more useless than a wife with a broken leg, and I strongly advise any man who happens to end up with one to have her put down immediately. Anne broke her ankle once, and I had to bring in take out several times and even had to try washing clothes in that...

My professional/expert opinion/advice to anyone whose boyfriend/girlfriend is causing them constant problems is dump them. There are a million more where they came from, free and gratis. That'll be $50 please... cash preferred.

Quote: Until he had the mods close it! LOL he had it closed because unless somebody was goofing, it looked as if his wife made an account and biff twanged him! Boyd, she blacked my baby blues.

Quote: Whaaaaaaaaaaa! You hurt my feelings. I am gone for good this time... GOODBYE!

Quote: So now I wait to see if he gets ahold of me again. You have no idea how hard it is not to text him. If he wants to see me again after last night, then I know it's all good Don't presume that he knows how to use a cell phone. Lots of guys, including me, would not have a clue as to...

I have WHAT in my yard? : Wait, wait, wait! He TOLD everyone he held your hand when you weren't around???? Ugh! Sometimes you just want to smack men upside the head (except maybe for PC and Boyd ) Girl, he just laid claim to you. He checked to see how people would react - you need to...

Quote: I'm out of here! GOODBYE!

Quote: How ironic that you should ask NOW. She was mean to him, so he shot her. PITY!

Quote: I was doing so well... then all of sudden those bells started ringing in my head again. DANG! Hey what are you doing back? This is too girly for you remember??? Hahaha welcome back Joe its addicting isnt it??? No, I'm just trying to get rid of this sudden tinnitus that shows up...

Quote: I was doing so well... then all of sudden those bells started ringing in my head again. DANG!

Quote: Yeahhh, isn't that mean. And it was so undeserved.

Quote: Will you talk to my wife? Pleeeeeease! listen studly-Im suuure your not all that innocent -I bet you've raised a voice or two in your day! Honestly, in my 45 years of marriage I have been slapped once... kicked once... yelled at, oh my, how many... called names that should not come...

Quote: Will you talk to my wife? Pleeeeeease!

Quote: A portrait of doomed bachelorhood... both yours and his. The two of you have already thrown in the towel, and you're both putty now. ETA OMG, now I'm getting mushy. I'm leaving this thread forever. GOODBYE!

Quote: Terrah's dating PC now? BOYD!! Leave it to you to twist what I said! LOL I MEANT PC is right -that was one of the best things Ive read in a while and it is the best thing to have happen when it does:-) Now Boyd smack your hand and say "Bad boy!!" very bad! sonew123, did you...

OMG, Purple Chicken's a ROMANTIC. That's it! I'm leaving! GOODBYE!

Those rumors about me and Lady Chatterly ain't true.

This thread's getting to be too mushy. GOODBYE!

I keep hearing bells in my head. I must be losing it.