Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

@BY Bob . I was very close to pulling that trigger today. My head was thinking of BLU, and BEN, and Rocks-Anne and others that died because of poison and malicious actions perpetrated by such neighbors. But I didn’t, did I? Give me a little credit for self control!! Thank you.

Ok I am sending you a hug, you need one.

So how are the chooks right now?

 

[Ponypoor]

The sheriffs car is still sitting in the alley as directed I guess. I didn’t start this (the county knows that) I’m still out here (actually inside the coop) watching my feathered family

Ok just put your feet up talk to the chickies and relax.

Is it too hot to be outside do you have water? And a snack? Don’t let the chickies steal your snack!

 

[Ponypoor]

I was a skinny sickly child that was always picked on until one summer I grew 6 inches and gained 60 pounds so it irks me when crap like that happens to good people like you. I hope your neighbor gets charged with trespassing and gets hauled to jail.

I know being bullied too, but I got them back good once a while back.

Seems time can make some ladies fat and ugly and divorced…. They recognized me instantly, I didn’t recognize them at all.

some of us remain cute and bubbly and still have their own hair colour ha! Loved it when I met up with some of the mean girls who’s lives turned out miserable.

Now I feel sorry for them, strange how I can feel sad that they who had all the power in high school turned out to be broken down old nags .

While I enjoyed a wonderful life, sure I worked darn hard, but I had fun, and made sure to stop and smell the roses and admire every lovely sunrise and sunset. Makes me wonder if they ever really enjoyed anything…

Then I look in the mirror and laugh and tell myself you look the same as you did in high school!

With the addition of a few more horses and my beloved chickies I am still having a better life it seems!

 

[ValarieF]

Ok I just read the altercation. I didnt know what happened to your chooks Alex until I read it. Heres what I would have done:
Pointed my 9mm in their friggin face and told them they had 10 seconds to run! Omg I would have lost it.

 

[Ponypoor]

Bodies are easy to hide

Best place is in muskeg, which can be extremely deep and generally has sphagnum moss covering it (sittin on a pipeline project can be boring at times). And who is gonna find anything in a million square Km of muskeg!

Also tailing ponds, they will be around for 50 yrs or more. Highly toxic and this generally people avoid.

Or a nice deep pipeline excavation, which won’t be dug up for at least 40 or 50 years to replace- just make sure to keep body at least 2’ from the pipe so that when they run a pig through the sensors won’t detect anything

Bad Kelly! Spending too much time listening to the guys chatting on pipelines!

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Marty looking at Bunny

 

[ValarieF]

Best place is in muskeg, which can be extremely deep and generally has sphagnum moss covering it (sittin on a pipeline project can be boring at times). And who is gonna find anything in a million square Km of muskeg!

Also tailing ponds, they will be around for 50 yrs or more. Highly toxic and this generally people avoid.

Or a nice deep pipeline excavation, which won’t be dug up for at least 40 or 50 years to replace- just make sure to keep body at least 2’ from the pipe so that when they run a pig through the sensors won’t detect anything

Bad Kelly! Spending too much time listening to the guys chatting on pipelines!

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Marty looking at Bunny

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OMG FLUFFIES make me happy

 

[ValarieF]

The headless chick

 

[Ponypoor]

Ok I just read the altercation. I didnt know what happened to your chooks Alex until I read it. Heres what I would have done:
Pointed my 9mm in their friggin face and told them they had 10 seconds to run! Omg I would have lost it.

Violence begets violence - seen it way too often as a community Nurse.

This is why I have so many cameras up here, I have a nut bar neighbours they know I am wired for sound and motion. They avoid me like the plague. Their mugs will show up on any camera and get saved - evidence is best solution. They fear my ability to detect them which makes them avoid me.

Leaving me alone and happy to play with my chickies and ponies

 

[ValarieF]

Violence begets violence - seen it way too often as a community Nurse.

This is why I have so many cameras up here, I have a nut bar neighbours they know I am wired for sound and motion. They avoid me like the plague. Their mugs will show up on any camera and get saved - evidence is best solution. They fear my ability to detect them which makes them avoid me.

Leaving me alone and happy to play with my chickies and ponies

I need a lot of cameras I have a big area

 

[Ponypoor]

OMG FLUFFIES make me happy

This is Curly she is a curly fluffy ball of feathers who is broody right at the moment…