Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

How long can chooks survive without feed? I haven’t seen my next door neighbor in two days, and his birds are all over his yard. I’m calling the sheriff this morning to have an investigation, and dropping off some feed for the birds there .
Has anyone else experienced this?

Poor things, do they have water and feed?

Wonderful progress, not so nice helper. Your friend reminds me of a post I saw on a facebook friends page that had me laughing.
It said " Will argue, fight and ride 1000lb bucking horse and be thrown off and get back up cussing and hop on. See's a tiny spider and screams like a girl and hides."
I almost stole that one and shared it, that is my Rosie. She is afraid of nothing, except spiders. Blood curdling scream and she is climbing me going "kill it, kill it now!" I used to kill them for her, now I make her do it herself which results in her shaking in tears missing it with a fly swat as she tries to kill it with her eyes closed. It is payback, I despise snakes, she loves them and catches them and brings them too me asking if I want to pet it.

I have no issue with either which is a good thing as we are crawling with all sorts of critters!

 

[BY Bob]

It's Grooming Time

 

[Ponypoor]

It has never been painted inside. I decided to paint it while I had the roof off and the floor out.

What sort of paint did you use? How did you deal with the odour?

 

[Ponypoor]

The choice of Mrs BY Bob is skull.

Is Mrs Bob a Grateful Dead fan ?

 

[BY Bob]

What sort of paint did you use? How did you deal with the odour?

When I painted it there was no roof or floor. It dried and was odorless when I put the roof on.

 

[BY Bob]

Is Mrs Bob a Grateful Dead fan ?

Maybe that's not tobacco in her cigarette?

 

[Ponypoor]

I’m trapped here, if I try to leave, they pop my car’s tires. I’ve tried to escape and get help, but they have a cellphone too, and convince authorities that everything is okay. I’m lucky to be alive and able to use this iPhone. So please help, send the Marines!

Well it’s a bit of a flight for helicopters but I can send the 400 squadron to your aid… best I can do!

 

[Ponypoor]

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When I painted it there was no roof or floor. It dried and was odorless when I put the roof on.

Good to know! I was worried about doing the Hen House next year, and odour / fumes… Have some of that exactly in the house

 

[featherhead007]

Well it’s a bit of a flight for helicopters but I can send the 400 squadron to your aid… best I can do!

They are bringing chickens in choppers! It’s all out war!

 

[BY Bob]

They are bringing chickens in choppers! It’s all out war!