Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[bgmathteach]

Hey, @Noah P

Thank you for this @featherhead007

Okay, I guess taxes are in order here:

My girl (Crop Girl) and 'friend' make me thinkof Hattie at times:

Hmmm, this is good (nibble, nibble) I haven't eaten in nearly 20 min!

Hey, don't you judge me! An old lady has to work hard at keeping her lovely Marilyn figure, you know!..SO easy to drop down to a skinny minny size! Really, servants these days!

[Crop girl had been at the feeder seconds before, nibbled & was done by the time the camera 'booted up', 'friend' quickly moved into her former position, while crop girl gave me the stink-eye!}

 

[GregnLety]

Had forgotten about those. I will research that today.

Hmmm, what made me 'oh' isn't the snow. I don't see a distance/scale icon in the lower corner...so not really sure....but you don't seem to be terribly far from the melted down nuclear reactors (from the tsunami a few years ago) Hope it is just an optical delusion enhanced by not having a scale present...but do you have radiation meters???

 

[GregnLety]

Thunder snow is a pretty crazy thing. The first time I experienced it scared the crap out of me.

Tax
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Lovely ladies

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

Today is 37 F and look like Thursday and Friday will have snow and rain. I mean, the first day of winter is on Wednesday.
Last few days of fall pics (and perhaps some funny captions. Last time, I made a few of you sad because I didn't let Mozzarella in the house so I'll try and make these less sad and more funny):

I can't believe I have to miss dinner because of a stupid photo. This is so embarrassing! My feather are falling. Now, I'll be BALD! Also, I'm freezing. Take me back or I'll bite you.

Mozzarella and Grandma settling in.

So is Tony.

You have a special place in my heart. That's why I'm holding your heart.

What did we say about escaping during dinner? Once dinner is served, you are to stay in the coop or be in the enclosed space with the wiring on top of you.

Hello? What about my treat?

This is what you get from a chicken running like Usain Bolt.

My breakfast consisted of oatmeal topped with lettuce.

Ooooooh, I'm blinded by the liiight.

Who's this? Go away, this is my area and I am not a sharer.

Did I say you could get my close-up? No, I look so ugly! I look so forlorn. Bad Grandma!

 

[GregnLety]

Did they make you fly in the livestock section?!

I would have asked for a pod in business / first class!

Well the Grande Prairie airport is very tiny - I walked from one end to the other in 20 seconds hahaha

I got upgrades to first on my domestic flights but I was mooing with the rest of the cattle on the Tokyo flight. I may pay for the upgrade flying back. 10 hours in coach is rough on my joints.

 

[Cold-Blood]

Hey, @Noah P

Thank you for this @featherhead007

Oop- I've been outed.

 

[featherhead007]

How chilly is it there ?

It’s a balmy 48f now. I better get my suntan lotion!

 

[featherhead007]

I got upgrades to first on my domestic flights but I was mooing with the rest of the cattle on the Tokyo flight. I may pay for the upgrade flying back. 10 hours in coach is rough on my joints.

Hey, you got to learn to moo in Japanese!

 

[GregnLety]

Im ambidextrous

Me too, when I am drinking, lol

 

[Cold-Blood]

Poor Mr P sleeping like that cannot be comfortable!

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That looks rather uncomfortable.