Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Which one do you want to be a boy the most? I shall declare it a girl, and that it will come live with me when it is old enough. That alone will turn it into a roo.

That i trust!

 

[featherhead007]

Why do all your chickens fly so much?

(Red Bull?)

 

[featherhead007]

Oh, she is. Keyboards are the most comfy beds in the world for a chicken. And Dominica was trying to make a nest on my desk .

Alright, I’ll say it: I guess cecal poop makes music Q: did it drop on A minor or B flat?

 

[featherhead007]

That first photo is something else!

Cock o the walk baby!

 

[featherhead007]

Phyllis wants to wish Jaffar a Happy Hatchday!

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Thank you sweetie Phyllis.

 

[featherhead007]

These polkies look like they should have tattoos and packs of cigarettes rolled up in their shirt sleeves as they stand on the street corner.

 

[featherhead007]

Jaffar is inside the house with me tonight. I’m extending this special hatchday for as long as I can!

 

[Ponypoor]

Which one do you want to be a boy the most? I shall declare it a girl, and that it will come live with me when it is old enough. That alone will turn it into a roo.

The dark grey with the odd coloured head. I think that the soft grey one is a pullet it’s the most timid. I think the white is also a Roo.

 

[Ponypoor]

These polkies look like they should have tattoos and packs of cigarettes rolled up in their shirt sleeves as they stand on the street corner.

Oh you know I really need to get some editing software hahaha

 

[Ponypoor]

The best!

I may have to change my mind on wattles and go for tails.