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I have sat in my chair, scooped Gaby up, and set her on my lap. Almost immediately, the trapdoor opens. My lap felt warm and wet. Gaby felt warm inside, knowing that the human would set her down. The human cleaned the mess and picked her back up, making Gaby very disappointed.![]()
You made me crack up like an egg that Bananito steps on! (For some reason every egg she steps on breaks)
As he slips in the chicken poo and lands with a hard thud on a mountain of giant land chicken poo, the eggs that he is carrying... *drumroll please* lands on his head!
*falls down in pile of cecal poop and little meat chicken crawls on face and craps a huge warm watery cecal poop in my hair. me: ugh. Bananito the bane....*