Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

I don’t know what to do with my chooks. I can’t even go out on the patio without them mobbing me, screaming at me for treats. I can’t give them treats all the time because it’s not good for them.

 

[notabitail]

That’s no way to treat your software!!

It was on top of the CD drive. I had disc two out of nine in there. Josey jumped and I could do nothing to stop that monster.

 

[featherhead007]

I told Dakota that it was time to go to the coop, but she refused. So I picked her up and she peed on me. She’s not feeling well if she discharges like that! It has to be this horrible heatwave

 

[featherhead007]

It was on top of the CD drive. I had disc two out of nine in there. Josey jumped and I could do nothing to stop that monster.

That’s unfortunate

 

[bgmathteach]

Distracted driving then - they would have done a roadside test for being DUI (driving under the influence). Poor duck! And what did she have the duck in the car for anyways?!

Hey, I happen to know a number of people that have taken their feathered friends for a ride (Not to name any names, but Alex, Bob, RC, Chicory are just a few!) Some just for a ride, some to go see Santa, some to go to and from a Vet, some just to get to their new 'home'.

I find nothing odd at all about having a lovely Duck as a driving companion. That said, if she really was under the influence, HOW DARE SHE endanger one of her cherished littles...just as bad (if not worse, as they are secured far less - than impaired driving with children in the vehicle!

 

[bgmathteach]

The weather is crazy this year, everywhere, guess it’s to be this way for the future now.

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Look how cute Penne used to be

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? used to be? Still a good looking chicken, imho!!!

 

[Ponypoor]

Be happy for the employment you have. I actually am bored and want to work. ( at my own pace of course)

Come up here you can mow the lawn, do some gardening, and collect Japanese beetles for the chooks

 

[Ponypoor]

I don’t know what to do with my chooks. I can’t even go out on the patio without them mobbing me, screaming at me for treats. I can’t give them treats all the time because it’s not good for them.

Food motivates for sure!

I make sure to only use that red bowl - if I have that bowl I get mobbed, otherwise it’s all good for me to sit on a lawn chair

 

[Ponypoor]

I told Dakota that it was time to go to the coop, but she refused. So I picked her up and she peed on me. She’s not feeling well if she discharges like that! It has to be this horrible heatwave

Yep I think cold is easier to handle for most than heat. Though both can kill, you take care. Did your AC unit get repaired?

 

[Ponypoor]

Hey, I happen to know a number of people that have taken their feathered friends for a ride (Not to name any names, but Alex, Bob, RC, Chicory are just a few!) Some just for a ride, some to go see Santa, some to go to and from a Vet, some just to get to their new 'home'.

I find nothing odd at all about having a lovely Duck as a driving companion. That said, if she really was under the influence, HOW DARE SHE endanger one of her cherished littles...just as bad (if not worse, as they are secured far less - than impaired driving with children in the vehicle!

Yes, what was she thinking!? Putting it in that lovely basket unsecured!

Maybe she was at the local pub here with the duck - a conversation starter…. ?

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