Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Swearing again! Try ‘donkeys’ next time

 

[notabitail]

Sneaky

Definitely sneaky. They are masters of that.
Who runs BeakBook? My chooks are having talks of making their own social media network called "Clucker" or "J" for Josephine (she has a emotional attachment to that letter).
I have the feeling @BY Bob 's Aurora runs the network and had someone helping her with all the tech stuff.

 

[notabitail]

Hence the ‘Butt Orpington’

And congratulations to you for the 160,000th post and for keeping it related to a fluffy butt.

 

[featherhead007]

Dakota is being bullied by all the other chooks today. they are pecking at her, not allowing her to eat treats with them. Won’t let her under the porch where it’s much cooler than outside. I brought her in for some cool down time, and her own treats.

Don’t get me wrong, Dakota is a true redhead. She’s just as mischievous as the others. I have seen her snatch food right out from another bird’s beak!

 

[featherhead007]

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Assets. Things that are worth something. Building blocks of a financial portfolio.
Assemblyman, (self explanatory)

 

[notabitail]

Assets. Things that are worth something. Building blocks of a financial portfolio.
Assemblyman, (self explanatory)

My chooks try to hatch their assets (eggs). They are worth something to the broody hen but not the careless hen (Josey said if she had chicks they'd learn how to ignore anyone but her from day zero. And she has no idea how to raise chicks. ).

 

[notabitail]

Don’t get me wrong, Dakota is a true redhead. She’s just as mischievous as the others. I have seen her snatch food right out from another bird’s beak! View attachment 3595539

Did you feed her anything?

 

[bgmathteach]

And felony mail tampering on your behalf. . Gonna overlook it this one time.

Um, me thinks not on this count. It was, after all, addressed to Big Rooster. That certainly wouldn't be Abigail - nor Empress Josephine!

 

[featherhead007]

Did you feed her anything?

I shared my grapes with her and my ramen noodles

 

[notabitail]

I shared my grapes with her and my ramen noodles

Good. Give her some spaghetti. With sauce.