Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

I'm so sorry. I imagine that Abigail was like your Lhicken. They all die so young, don't they?

I suppose she is.

 

[Ponypoor]

I do love Dakota, but when she poops on me I get …

Ewwwww

 

[featherhead007]

Don’t! Bernie just left a deposit worthy of a small dog right by the door into the servants quarters. I nearly went A-over-T skidding in it as I went in to distribute melon.

Be careful. It’s called The Chicken Palace, not The Tower of London! (Just saying)

 

[featherhead007]

Ewwwww

Don’t laugh! Yes Ewwwwwe!

 

[Ponypoor]

Don’t laugh! Yes Ewwwwwe!

The little pecker and her sisters left a nice cecal poop on my office chair today- my luck ran out! I was distracted by the Azurs trying to keep any eye on them, they snuck into my office for a snooze - brats!

 

[featherhead007]

The little pecker and her sisters left a nice cecal poop on my office chair today- my luck ran out! I was distracted by the Azurs trying to keep any eye on them, they snuck into my office for a snooze - brats!

Best things happen to the best people! (Just saying)

 

[featherhead007]

The little pecker and her sisters left a nice cecal poop on my office chair today- my luck ran out! I was distracted by the Azurs trying to keep any eye on them, they snuck into my office for a snooze - brats!

Question for Ruth.
There’s a lady in town who seems interested in dating. I am not really interested in dating anyone at this time. How do I explain this to her? (She’s not a fan of chickens either)

 

[Ponypoor]

Question for Ruth.
There’s a lady in town who seems interested in dating. I am not really interested in dating anyone at this time. How do I explain this to her? (She’s not a fan of chickens either)

I’ll need to touch base with Ruth, but you do know she is a minor so really shouldn’t be getting her into these things, I shall ask Sophia if n her behalf if that meets with your approval

 

[Sally PB]

I am not really interested in dating anyone at this time.

Say, "Thank you. I'm flattered. But I am not interested in dating anyone at this time."

I'm married (very married). I had a friend hit on me and tell me he'd marry me in a heartbeat. Talk about an uncomfortable moment...

 

[Ponypoor]

Say, "Thank you. I'm flattered. But I am not interested in dating anyone at this time."

I'm married (very married). I had a friend hit on me and tell me he'd marry me in a heartbeat. Talk about an uncomfortable moment...

What a cheeky person!

You could have told him “I married once, and that won’t happen ever again, I have found my soulmate “. That should give them the message.