Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

They should make the wormer in the shape of a mealworm.

That would help for certain.

 

[bgmathteach]

Such a lovely bum but it's a little wide for a leghorn.

I resemble that remark!

 

[notabitail]

I resemble that remark!

Just subtract a little bit of the width of the bum. Then it will be up to Bob's Leghorn standards.
Alternatively, Bob needs to add a Cream Legbar to Aurora's queendom. She'd love the extra minion.

 

[notabitail]

That would help for certain.

"Here's your mealworm, Hattie!"
*chicken eating worm noises*
"This worm tastes weird. What did you put in it?"
"Oh, nothing. Want another one?"
"Gimme".
*happy chicken noises along with more worm being eaten by bird noises*
"This one tasted fine. Maybe it was just a mess up".
*human sigh of relief*

 

[featherhead007]

Clean it up

 

[featherhead007]

My mealworms...
I raise mealworms. Well, I moved them into the little's old coop. There are lots of tasty things inside my mealworms tanks. Today, I went to feed them. And there were a TON of ants. I am very sad. I had a couple colonies that I caught just in time, along with one I sifted out. The others have to be sifted tomorrow. It was really gross. The chickens may get a bonus, as I don't think I'll be able to save all those worms, so I'd feel better if the chooks got them. Ants are a really big problem here.

Biggest mistake that Noah made was to bring ants into the ark!

 

[featherhead007]

Worm them? Won't they just come up and grab the worm from your hand? Mine do.
(Okay, okay. I know what you mean.)

“If you can snatch the pebble from my hand, it would be time for you to leave!”

 

[Ribh]

I'd be in the chicken business with chicks running everywhere.

You wouldn't, you know. You don't have the space. Remember how over ambitious some of mine are. Ha'penny & her 20 + eggs?

 

[featherhead007]

Thank you. I need that Aurora to come and terrify those ants. There's no way they'll stay under her penetrating glare.
I feel bad for the worms as it's not a swift chicken taking care of them.

I’m sure Queen Aurora, is very busy deciding whether to allow Jaffar to be a Knight of her Court.

 

[notabitail]

I’m sure Queen Aurora, is very busy deciding whether to allow Jaffar to be a Knight of her Court.

Maybe she could flip Phyllis to decide.