Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Most likely!
@notabitail I have a quest for you. See if you can sneak up on Philomena and see if she is the one who runs BeakBook. We never know if our chooks may be plotting world domination!

She is. She bought it out from the company that previously owns it. Somehow she has billions of dollars somewhere and could afford that. She also owns 90% of the social media that chickens use, including BeakBook and BukBok (which, according to a post on her Squawker account, earns her 50% percent of her money).
She had left her computer wide open. So much for that AES 256 bit encryption...

 

[notabitail]

Those little ladies look very comfortable, being pecked is par for the course (owww!), and anything shiny is fair game - like my friends Diamond engagement ring she lost the Diamond when a hen pecked it and she never did find it or get it back!

World's most expensive poop.

 

[Ponypoor]

She is. She bought it out from the company that previously owns it. Somehow she has billions of dollars somewhere and could afford that. She also owns 90% of the social media that chickens use, including BeakBook and BukBok (which, according to a post on her Squawker account, earns her 50% percent of her money).
She had left her computer wide open. So much for that AES 256 bit encryption...

I see she has hacked my barn cams!

 

[Ponypoor]

World's most expensive poop.

Black Gold…

 

[Ponypoor]

Ooops forgot to put the steps back so that the silkies could get up to roost. So they are hanging out on the bottom ledge. And I have no idea where Sophia’s chicks have gone to roost.

Better get out there and get everyone settled.

 

[notabitail]

I see she has hacked my barn cams!

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She told me she did. Said that she "frowneth on HP and their scammy practices."
She is referring to their printers, and the ink subscriptions. She saw it on BeakBook and won't stop making comments about how she dislikes them all day long. She wanted to hack a HP and yours was a perfect target.

 

[featherhead007]

Well she could have cooked the chook, but with a bunch of red chooks the problem is trying to figure out which one is which

Somebody quick, call a gem collector or a diamond specialist! I think my bird is going to poop again!

 

[featherhead007]

“Indiana Jones and the Tail of Diamonds “!

 

[featherhead007]

Black Gold…

Talk about kidney stones!

 

[CCsGarden]

My latest baked good

No you chickens our not getting this!!
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