Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

Alex has the craziest funniest ever sense of humour. I've spit out my tea and many a time I've had to rush to the bathroom with his quick comments.

Panty liners anyone?

You almost made me spit my water out.
Don't say anything funny while I'm eating. I laugh very hard.

Panty liners? What do you think I am?

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

This was sweetened, creamed, hot tea.
I love food. Just like my chickens.
I'm not really a fan of lunch. Unlike the chooks, I skip lunch.

Hm. I’ve never had creamed tea. Normally I hardly skip any meals, but since I’ve been under the weather, I’ve been eating very lightly. My chooks pretend like I’m starving them. I’ve not gone out to see them today… I’m scared to see how much the chicks have grown.

 

[notabitail]

I’m not interested in politics and all that, but I agree. Cypriano is your rooster, right? If he has big spurs then I agree. Pastel has really big, sharp spurs, so if your guy has smaller spurs, then I think that Pastel would do fine. He has a strong beak too.

I don't care for politics either. I'm just ticked off with the tax people here.

Cypriano has smaller spurs. I'd have to see Pastel's spurs to tell.

 

[notabitail]

Hm. I’ve never had creamed tea. Normally I hardly skip any meals, but since I’ve been under the weather, I’ve been eating very lightly. My chooks pretend like I’m starving them. I’ve not gone out to see them today… I’m scared to see how much the chicks have grown.

Hope you get well soon.
I put milk in my tea. With sugar.

In Albis is more than a year old, and she still has a chick voice.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

I don't care for politics either. I'm just ticked off with the tax people here.

Cypriano has smaller spurs. I'd have to see Pastel's spurs to tell.

Well your little roo is still young. Mine turned 2 in October. I’ll try to get a picture of his spurs when I go give everyone cuddles in a little.

 

[Marie2020]

You almost made me spit my water out.
Don't say anything funny while I'm eating. I laugh very hard.

Panty liners? What do you think I am?

You could be anyone at any age when Alex is doing his comedy act

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Hope you get well soon.
I put milk in my tea. With sugar.

In Albis is more than a year old, and she still has a chick voice.

I get sugar, but I might have to see about putting creamer in it. The chick voice is annoying. My dad didn’t know about the chick noise, and he thought that there was a bobcat

 

[notabitail]

Well your little roo is still young. Mine turned 2 in October. I’ll try to get a picture of his spurs when I go give everyone cuddles in a little.

Young and foolish, you mean. That thing crows at 9PM. The neighbors behind us stick their heads out to hear the ruckus.
Usually I push him off the perch then give him a talking to.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

You could be anyone at any age when Alex is doing his comedy act

I don’t think that there is a minute when he isn’t being funny and insane.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Young and foolish, you mean. That thing crows at 9PM. The neighbors behind us stick their heads out to hear the ruckus.
Usually I push him off the perch then give him a talking to.

I got up in the middle of the night once and turned a light on, and Pastel started crowing at midnight. He didn’t shut up for a while the things our poor hens have to go through with those roosters.