Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[RoyalChick]

Pooh wishes everyone a happy Mugshot Monday!
She has cute little wattles.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Pooh wishes everyone a happy Mugshot Monday!
She has cute little wattles.
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I tried convincing my dad to get me a cream legbar, but he didn’t like the way the looked. He said,” How about we get some Longhorn Leghorn chickens?”

 

[Marie2020]

My mug is boring. My cool one broke last week sadly.
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That looks like a neat mug to me

 

[notabitail]

Do it! I’m here to support you! Ohhhh is that coffee? I’m working on my coffee right now

It's tea. Or, in the Empress' words, "muddy water"

 

[notabitail]

No sense of humor.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

It's tea. Or, in the Empress' words, "muddy water"

I agree Empress! Sweetened iced tea is my breakfast in school days. I end up starving the whole day until my lunch at noon, but oh well. I’m not much of a breakfast person

 

[notabitail]

I really let the preacher have it at church.
Last week I was asked to list things that I was grateful for (thanksgiving theme)
I listed:
1. Overcharged property taxes
2. Continuous Tax increases in California
3. Billions of dollars sent to foreign countries, causing massive inflation!
4. The price increases for gas and food at the local venues!
5. The new government policies that chip away at my retirement savings. (Before I even get a chance to spend any)
6. Policies governing local law enforcement, no longer prosecute criminals for their actions!
Then I said “I think I should sit down now, because I have a lot more to say and you all can be thankful that I won’t!”
Yeah that was in church.
Thanksgiving rant tax:
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The people who set the taxes on houses and property here are big fat liars. I don't mind insulting them. They are. Tried to scam my parents. We wouldn't be able to afford any land if we didn't fight them.
I think they should get flogged and pecked by Cypriano.

 

[Marie2020]

No sense of humor.

Alex has the craziest funniest ever sense of humour. I've spit out my tea and many a time I've had to rush to the bathroom with his quick comments.

Panty liners anyone?

 

[notabitail]

I agree Empress! Sweetened iced tea is my breakfast in school days. I end up starving the whole day until my lunch at noon, but oh well. I’m not much of a breakfast person

This was sweetened, creamed, hot tea.
I love food. Just like my chickens.
I'm not really a fan of lunch. Unlike the chooks, I skip lunch.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

The people who set the taxes on houses and property here are big fat liars. I don't mind insulting them. They are. Tried to scam my parents. We wouldn't be able to afford any land if we didn't fight them.
I think they should get flogged and pecked by Cypriano.

I’m not interested in politics and all that, but I agree. Cypriano is your rooster, right? If he has big spurs then I agree. Pastel has really big, sharp spurs, so if your guy has smaller spurs, then I think that Pastel would do fine. He has a strong beak too.