So, on a lighter note...I thought I'd share how I call out to my chickens when I go out.
I usually start with "Hello babies!"
Then, "Hi Pippi, how's your flock?"
And hello, Louie Louie. You doing okay over there?"
(Treats being sprinkled)
"Hi Surly Girl. Hi Queen Victoria."
"Don't start with me Mad Hatter!"
(Sprinkle sprinkle...)
"Hey there Wordy and Birdy."
"Get away from me, Mad!"
"Lori! Susie! Here's some treat for you. Try to stay away from the big birds."
"Good morning Alice and Abby. I see you're hanging out with Mad again today. Mad! Back off!" (Squirts Mad with a squirt gun)
"Good morning little ones! Aren't you getting big?

I can see two of you are little cockerels for sure." {sigh} Sprinkle sprinkle.
"Mad this is for the little ones, get out of here!"
Walks around the outside of the large pen to the side door of the coop, Mad Hatter stomping along on the inside of the fence. "Well, aren't you all that and a bag of chips, big boy?" Sprinkle, sprinkle...over the fence.
Opens door..."Well how are my broodies?" "growl...grump..." "I know. I'm not going to disturb you or your eggs. Just checking on you."
That's about how every morning goes.

I don't think they understand a single word I say, but they help me drink my wine. And I always have some mighty fine wine.
Oh wait, that's the bull frog across the river. I mean they love getting my treats.
I crack myself up.
