Hahaha what a turnip.... That was hilarious, so machoHonestly they usually don’t end up doing much damage to themselves or each other, aside from their pride and little rooster egos… I almost caught two of the jerk boys squaring off, they had the hackles thing going, I was like “oh this will be a good example of how things actually go naturally” but I walked within ten feet of them, so they broke it up and that was that… I didn’t even have to step between the idiots! So long as there’s somewhere to run off and hide even “Stupid” being Stupid probably won’t be too bad. But it’s good he has a human to keep him from being too dumb!these guys have learned “ayyyy, don’t make me come out there!” And many other useful phrases!
I would either have a breakdown and scream so loud that my neighbours would run or be pulled out of my home and wrapped in a white jacket 
