Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Oh, I'm wise to you Bob! You are just hoping to see pictures of Tsuki!




Well, I'm a sucker for those puppy dog eyes of yours...
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She is looking mighty fine this morning!

How did you figure me out so quick? I don't understand.

How is Tsuki doing? Any eggs from her?

 

[BY Bob]

The Submarine

Up Periscope

Enemy sighted at 11 o'clock.

Get them captain, don't let that Cheese It bastard get away!

Calm down everyone, we don't want it to know we are here. Besides if we get too excited, others might learn of its existence. We want this one all to ourselves!

All ahead one third

Easy now, it doesn't know we are here.

Easy

Take a range and direction and send to torpedo beak control.

Range and direction taken and sent captain

Easy

Prepare torpedo beak #1

Torpedo Beak #1 reports ready captain

Easy now

FIRE TORPEDO BEAK #1!

Torpedo beak #1 fired sir. It's straight and true.

CRUNCH!

Its a hit!

We've wounded it! Ready torpedo beaks 2, 3, & 4

Torpedo Beaks 2, 3, & 4 report ready.

FIRE 2!

Torpedo beak #2 fired sir. It's straight and true.

CRUNCH!

Another hit! It's breaking up!

Captain, sonar reports others arriving on the scene

Ok, let's clean this up. FIRE 3 & 4

3 & 4 away

That's it! We've cleaned it up.

Ah the sweet taste of victory! That Cheese It never stood a chance!

 

[featherhead007]

Oh, I'm wise to you Bob! You are just hoping to see pictures of Tsuki!




Well, I'm a sucker for those puppy dog eyes of yours...
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I love the sight of Tsuki in the morning!

 

[featherhead007]

Hubby complained yesterday that he went outside to enjoy some sun while eating his peanut butter sandwich. The chickens all came running to try a bite and he ended up having to go inside to eat in peace!

At least my girls are well socialized!

Heaven forbid, if I ever buy a Subway Sandwich and try to eat outside! (The chickens are on me, like ants at a picnic!)

 

[FransGran]

Feeling her oats this morning

 

[BY Bob]

Feeling her oats this morning
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Looking good!

Do you feed yours oats? Mine get whole oats through the fall. I can get them in the fall when they planting for field cover.

 

[FransGran]

Looking good!

Do you feed yours oats? Mine get whole oats through the fall. I can get them in the fall when they planting for field cover.

Oh how nice that must be!

Occasionally they do get leftover oats but no matter what they eat they seem to sense their own importance . (They’re not wrong! They’re very important to us!)

 

[featherhead007]

Some of the crew this morning

 

[featherhead007]

Some of the crew this morning View attachment 2385403

 

[BY Bob]

Some of the crew this morning View attachment 2385403

Beautiful crew. That looks like good cover.