Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[rural mouse]

Better than Cats for sure... Charlie is losing his touch, or his bite! He needs some reminders that he is supposed to actually kill the rodents. Worse yet, the mouse bit me while I was rescuing it from him Ungrateful wretch! No blood was drawn, but that’s the first time this has happened. I have had them run up my arm and neck and onto my head before, but I’ve never had one actually try to bite me. I’m sure it’s back inside already, but sheesh, I though I had him better trained. Earlier this year he was making fast efficient kills, dropping them in the designated place in exchange for treats... now we are back to square 1?

They aren't a challenge for him anymore.

 

[Marie2020]

I'm soooooo tired. Good night my friends

 

[rural mouse]

Sounds like reindoctrination is in order. You will learn proper procedure!

Resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.

 

[featherhead007]

Resistance is futile. you will be assimilated.

That’s what my Leghorns squawk to me!

 

[featherhead007]

That’s what my Leghorns squawk to me!

 

[rural mouse]

Hold it upside down and shake.

That only works with low tech tablets (Etch-a-sketch)

 

[Shadrach]

Freya.

Mini and Chick.

 

[rural mouse]

Gus is about 2000lbs, he’s still got a lot of growing to do, not huge by Giant Land Chicken Standards, but a fairly decent size nonetheless. Definitely too big to be in the Chicken Trailer!

You go in. He's just following you like he was taught.

 

[rural mouse]

Maybe they have traps for them?

Well, they have live bear traps, so probably.

 

[rural mouse]

There needs to be more reaction emojis. Where's the eye rolling emoji when you need it?

And the homer Simpson doh!