Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

And I put this out to anyone who chooses to argue with me:View attachment 3305287

Good night!

Buenos nachos!

 

[GregnLety]

View attachment 3305345nice to have a chef in the family

I cook the unhealthy food

 

[BY Bob]

She really should stop smoking

 

[BY Bob]

Bob needs to know that!

Hey with Satan flying around they need to relax somehow.

 

[bgmathteach]

And I put this out to anyone who chooses to argue with me:View attachment 3305287

Hey, you can't steal Dotty's line!
Just because she isn't here to defend herself, doesn't mean you can take her line!!!!

(You go, Dotty. I hope that you have someone to peck & keep in line where you are!)

 

[BY Bob]

No Smoking

Hattie does have 1 rule, no smoking in Hattie House.

I am starting to worry that these Polish might be a bad influence on the new girls.

 

[RoyalChick]

Het, you can't steal Dotty's line!

just because she isn't here to defend herself, doesn't mean you can take her line!!!!

(You go, Dotty. I hope that you have someone to peck & keep in line where you are!)

She has taught Bernadette who won’t let me touch her but will hop up on to my table to peck at my sleeve.
I think it may be the weird mottled pattern of my fleece jacket that gets her going.

 

[bgmathteach]

Nope I wasn’t tracking no flights, but I was doing a job search! Being Bobs Tax Collector pays chicken feed!

Well, it has great bennies, though. Where else can you peck around all day, not get in trouble for being peckish, no getting yelled at for ruffling feathers, and no sanctions for Ba-gawking your head off! You can hang out at the water cooler all day and gossip, go for a "bath" - AT YOUR LEISURE, no co-workers yelling at you for eating sardines at work (though you might have to fight them off to keep it!), preening and beauty rest/naps are allowed on company time, and someone ELSE has to shovel the S#&$ out of the house. And, the snack bar is always free!!!

 

[bgmathteach]

Are we doing binary here

Nope. I always thought it was just a desperate drunk's saying, lol

 

[Cityboy712]

Hey with Satan flying around they need to relax somehow.

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I can't stop laughing at this. Lol. Reminds me of my boy teddy.