Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

It’s not Wednesday

Tuesday I thought it was Wednesday.... today I think it's Friday! I was trying for fluffy butts all day!

 

[Ponypoor]

I clearly missed something interesting. But now it has gone. Hmmm.

Ya the kittens are gone! Alex! make them come back! Here Kitty Kitty Kitty... Here Kitty....

 

[Ponypoor]

Hello everyone. I am feeling much better but it's best if I stay at home today. My headache has slightly gone away but my cough still persists, along with an achy chest. I think I'll bring Grandma to the kitchen for a bit and go outside for fresh air.

Good decision! A chicken and some fresh air is what we all need!

 

[ValarieF]

It’s Christmas season, and they are all saying “Mommy I’ve been good this year, so more meally worms please?”

I bought them a 50 pound bag of 6 grain scratch they are getting. They have been really good Santa will come for them.

 

[RoyalChick]

Thirsty Thursday

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I love the synchronized gulping and the last picture with the drippy beak!

 

[ValarieF]

Im a baaaaad girl. I ordered PIZZA! lol

 

[Ponypoor]

It's that evil money thing that makes me do it.

Yup - so I can put up nice chicken runs, buy horse feed and hay, maybe hatch out more chicks...

wait.. whay? where did that come from?!

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

Dear Aurora;

As a Macho Macho Man, it has come to my attention that there seem to be Enablers out there trying to entice my harem into sneaking off somewhere and magically reappearing with a line of (what I am sure will be adorable) offspring.

What Macho Macho Man wouldn't want to flex his wings and crow about his offspring! After all I am a well balanced individual…

Now while I would enjoy being a father, these thing do need planning and preparation. What are your thoughts on this?

Affectionately yours,

Mr Perfect Balanced
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Dear Mr. Perfectly Balanced,

Momma hen speaking here. I'm anxiously awaiting to see if our queen Aurora responds. That being said, she is not as experienced in raising chicks as I am. Nor has she ever snuck off to hatch so if she does not give satisfactory advice I'm willing to have a meeting with your girls. I can properly advise them on how to hide, where to hide and when to come off the nest to eat. Planning and Preparation, what is that, the best time for chicks is when your hen decides it is time to have chicks.

Sincerely yours,
The broodiest hen ever
Momma Hen.

 

[Ponypoor]

Why sneaky? She's not home. Broody in February/March in a nest box and she comes home to babies.

You're killing me here! I am an old lady I can't handle that stress!

 

[Ponypoor]

Dear Mr. Perfectly Balanced,

Momma hen speaking here. I'm anxiously awaiting to see if our queen Aurora responds. That being said, she is not as experienced in raising chicks as I am. Nor has she ever snuck off to hatch so if she does not give satisfactory advice I'm willing to have a meeting with your girls. I can properly advise them on how to hide, where to hide and when to come off the nest to eat. Planning and Preparation, what is that, the best time for chicks is when your hen decides it is time to have chicks.

Sincerely yours,
The broodiest hen ever
Momma Hen.

This is why you don't let your chickens on Beak Book - MR P! You are in serious trouble dude! Get your fluff derriere over here - we need a chat!