Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

A public service announcement from Queen Butter to all the other Queens of their flocks.

How well have you trained your slaves, er human servant.
Do they allow you inside to have your fill out of the dog food bowls before the dogs are allowed to eat?
Do they have a heater turned on just for you?
Do they allow you all the time in the world to warm yourself in front of it and preen every feather?

If not, get to work, your slaves need training and it is up to you to do so.
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Wonderful.

 

[BY Bob]

Four thick stir sticks padded with some gauze, wrapped with that tape.

Thanks!

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

Wonderful.

I figure she is making Aurora proud with how well I am trained. And she managed it all without me realizing what she was doing until it was too late.

 

[featherhead007]

I figure she is making Aurora proud with how well I am trained. And she managed it all without me realizing what she was doing until it was too late.

And she did it sporting a dirty beak.
You would think that a queen would check herself before any public presentation!

 

[Ponypoor]

I think the LGD stepped on it.

LGD ?

 

[Cold-Blood]

LGD ?

Livestock Guardian Dog.

 

[Ponypoor]

A public service announcement from Queen Butter to all the other Queens of their flocks.

How well have you trained your slaves, er human servant.
Do they allow you inside to have your fill out of the dog food bowls before the dogs are allowed to eat?
Do they have a heater turned on just for you?
Do they allow you all the time in the world to warm yourself in front of it and preen every feather?

If not, get to work, your slaves need training and it is up to you to do so.
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Your Majesty is looking extremely lovely today

It’s wonderful what dog food can do for one’s feathers!

 

[featherhead007]

And she did it sporting a dirty beak.
You would think that a queen would check herself before any public presentation!

But that’s alright Butter. I get “you” all over myself when I eat popcorn

 

[Ponypoor]

Livestock Guardian Dog.

Ahhhhh! Ooooops! Well could have been worse, the hen looks like splinting it has helped. Please keep us all updated , never know when we all might need to also do some first aid for our chickies.

 

[Ponypoor]

Four thick stir sticks padded with some gauze, wrapped with that tape.

Good job! What did you use for pain relief? I know they say a baby aspirin.

I have yet to have to give pills to them, and will be worried if I have to, but everyone says giving pills is easy…