Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[rural mouse]

Ask Aurora

Today’s letter comes from @ManueB rooster Theo.

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And he writes……..

Dear Aurora,
Let me introduce myself. I am the most beautiful, most angry, and most proud little rooster in the world.
My name is Théo and I live in France in the mountains.

Here is my problem. I have four hens who should honour and worship my beautiful self. Unfortunately, I happen to be half bantam. Can you believe that those french humans have the cheeks to call us bantams "dwarves", by the way? Anyway, my hens are bigger than me and since I live on a very steep slope, I never manage to mount and mate them properly. Because I need to maintain some balance, I must grab their feathers as I would fall otherwise, and this displease them so much that they run away from their duty to my gorgeous self.

Would you have any advice on dealing with this shameful problem? I trust your discretion not to mention this to any of your beak book friends.

Cocorico from your beautiful Théo.


Dear Théo,

You are the second rooster to write to me requesting advice. Most of my knowledge of roosters has come from stories told by Lilly and Hattie so I am relying on them some to answer your question. So don’t blame me if I miss something somehow.

Despite this, it is wise of you to seek council so that you can better understand the hen’s point of view. This speaks well of your character. So many chickens are unwilling to admit they need help and seek out creative ways to learn. In fact, the world would be a much better place if everyone took the time to understand why others are reacting to situations in the manner they may be. It is only by trying to understand the motivations of others that we can better relate to them and avoid conflict.

Too much of the world is focused on themselves and what is happening to them. This Self or “S” focus leads to a point of view that is more “I can’t believe they are doing this to me” instead of “I wonder why they would react in that fashion”. Things are always happening to these S individuals and they take no responsibility for their own environment.

Individuals who are Other or “O” focused spend their time trying to understand why others react as they do. By understanding the motivations of others you can modify your behaviors and approach and create an environment suited to a better life for you and everyone around you.

Take Phyllis for example. I have spent a lot of time watching her and trying to decide why she reacts as she does. I have determined that those silly head feathers of hers are passing through her skull and impeding brain function. It is not her fault she reacts as she does. So being the “O” focused hen that I am, I am assisting her by trying to pull out her head feathers whenever I can. One of these days I will get enough out, or get the correct one, to fix her. I even have Sydney helping her as well. It is not easy, but it is my way of being O Focused and concerned about others.

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Let me now discuss your concern over the use of the term “Dwarves” to describe bantams. If you solely focus on those goofy dwarves from Disney’s Snow White, I could see why you would be so offended. But that is hardly the definitive imagine of dwarves. Did you know that JRR Tolkien was so offended by Disney’s portrayal of dwarves in that film that he put in his will that Disney could never have the rights to any of his materials. My suggestion is to accept this term as a compliment and picture yourself as one of Tolkien’s brave dwarves, maybe Gimli.

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Now on to your main question. Clearly you are doing some things right as your ladies are willing to have relations with you. That speaks well of you. You must bring them food and keep them safe. Great work! So what you are really asking me is why the ladies get upset when you grab some feathers to balance yourself.

You must agree that now that I have broken this down to the crux of the problem, your questions seems silly. Do you like it when someone grabs and pulls your feathers? You don’t have to be a leghorn to figure out why they might be upset.

Do try to remember that not only Roosters are proud of their feathers; hens are too. One of the most prized possessions we ladies have is our feathers. We spend a lot of time fluffing and grooming as well. Even more important is the amount of harassment a bald hen would take from the other ladies. You are doing her no favor if you pull some out.

What to do? Well, I am going to suggest you work on your balance more. Try to become more agile. Jump onto a branch and practice your motions with nothing to hold onto. Maybe even try that French training methodology, parkour.

Barring your ability to be able to complete the process without grabbing on I am going to suggest that you petition your human servant to bring in some dwarf hens for you. I fear what might happen if a full-sized rooster shows up. You could lose all your hens. At least those that wish to have babies someday.

Aurora

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Awesome! Gimli roo!

 

[rural mouse]

I got some very upsetting and disturbing news today. I have posted a few times about a friend of ours who got four chicks last spring. He lost one of them to a fox several months back, so he has been keeping them locked up most of the time and only letting them out in the yard when someone will be outside. Especially since a hawk has been hanging around. About a week ago he told us that one of them had died suddenly. She hasn’t been acting sick, other than the fact that all of them had been acting stressed and haven’t laid any eggs in over a month. This seemed really unusual to me for pullets in their first winter, especially as far south as we are. But he couldn’t figure out why she would have died so suddenly. She was a beautiful Buff Orpington, and he said she was definitely their sweetest one.

Today he called to tell us he figured out what happened. The story his 11-year-old son told just didn’t seem quite right. He was outside playing, which was why the chickens were getting some time out in the yard. He had come in and said there was something wrong with one of the chickens, and when our friend went outside to check she was already cold and getting stiff. The son said he hadn’t seen anything happen. Well a few days ago our friend decided to ask his son again if he had seen her acting strangely or anything else. The boy finally said the chicken had been chasing him and pecking him, so he kicked her! Our friend and his wife were very upset, especially since the son has also been having behavioral issues in school. They took him to see a psychiatrist yesterday, and he was diagnosed with ADHD and put on meds. But in my opinion things still don’t add up. I find it hard to believe that a small boy was able to kick the chicken hard enough to kill it almost instantly with a single kick, especially if he was also trying to run away from it. I think he was a little more deliberate in his actions, and probably cornered her and kicked her numerous times or dis something else to her. And just ADHD doesn’t excuse that behavior. We also think he has probably been chasing them, throwing things at them for some time, which could help explain why they are acting stressed/nervous and not laying. The poor chickens. We told our friend he needs to keep a VERY close eye on his son, and I think he also needs counseling. They have taken away all his screen time as punishment, he isn’t even allowed to be in the same room if they are watching television. But I am so worried about the other chickens, and he definitely shouldn’t be allowed around them unsupervised any more.

Here is a picture of the poor chicken that he killed, I can’t remember her name.
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That is disturbing. Supervision (including remote cameras in the yard) is definitely a wise idea. And professional counseling.

 

[Ponypoor]

Thirsty Thursday BFTP!

Clean water....

Wild water....

All is enjoyed!

 

[BY Bob]

Aurora did well to take a rest, she is in great shape!
I can't wait to show Théo his Gimli face . I think I'm bound for a day of cocorico!
And to tell him about S. and O. types!
Thank you Aurora for this wonderful piece of wisdom. I'm not sure if it will really help Théo but it had me laughing my butt off !
And for the record, there are some bantam hens around...they just happen to belong to a rooster five time's Théo's size!

You'd think they would go like to like. I have always found that interesting. Ladies like who they like regardless of size.

 

[BY Bob]

Thirsty Thursday BFTP!

Clean water....
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Wild water....
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All is enjoyed!
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Those are great!

 

[ValarieF]

 

[Marie2020]

Ask Aurora

Today’s letter comes from @ManueB rooster Theo.

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And he writes……..

Dear Aurora,
Let me introduce myself. I am the most beautiful, most angry, and most proud little rooster in the world.
My name is Théo and I live in France in the mountains.

Here is my problem. I have four hens who should honour and worship my beautiful self. Unfortunately, I happen to be half bantam. Can you believe that those french humans have the cheeks to call us bantams "dwarves", by the way? Anyway, my hens are bigger than me and since I live on a very steep slope, I never manage to mount and mate them properly. Because I need to maintain some balance, I must grab their feathers as I would fall otherwise, and this displease them so much that they run away from their duty to my gorgeous self.

Would you have any advice on dealing with this shameful problem? I trust your discretion not to mention this to any of your beak book friends.

Cocorico from your beautiful Théo.


Dear Théo,

You are the second rooster to write to me requesting advice. Most of my knowledge of roosters has come from stories told by Lilly and Hattie so I am relying on them some to answer your question. So don’t blame me if I miss something somehow.

Despite this, it is wise of you to seek council so that you can better understand the hen’s point of view. This speaks well of your character. So many chickens are unwilling to admit they need help and seek out creative ways to learn. In fact, the world would be a much better place if everyone took the time to understand why others are reacting to situations in the manner they may be. It is only by trying to understand the motivations of others that we can better relate to them and avoid conflict.

Too much of the world is focused on themselves and what is happening to them. This Self or “S” focus leads to a point of view that is more “I can’t believe they are doing this to me” instead of “I wonder why they would react in that fashion”. Things are always happening to these S individuals and they take no responsibility for their own environment.

Individuals who are Other or “O” focused spend their time trying to understand why others react as they do. By understanding the motivations of others you can modify your behaviors and approach and create an environment suited to a better life for you and everyone around you.

Take Phyllis for example. I have spent a lot of time watching her and trying to decide why she reacts as she does. I have determined that those silly head feathers of hers are passing through her skull and impeding brain function. It is not her fault she reacts as she does. So being the “O” focused hen that I am, I am assisting her by trying to pull out her head feathers whenever I can. One of these days I will get enough out, or get the correct one, to fix her. I even have Sydney helping her as well. It is not easy, but it is my way of being O Focused and concerned about others.

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Let me now discuss your concern over the use of the term “Dwarves” to describe bantams. If you solely focus on those goofy dwarves from Disney’s Snow White, I could see why you would be so offended. But that is hardly the definitive imagine of dwarves. Did you know that JRR Tolkien was so offended by Disney’s portrayal of dwarves in that film that he put in his will that Disney could never have the rights to any of his materials. My suggestion is to accept this term as a compliment and picture yourself as one of Tolkien’s brave dwarves, maybe Gimli.

View attachment 3406485

Now on to your main question. Clearly you are doing some things right as your ladies are willing to have relations with you. That speaks well of you. You must bring them food and keep them safe. Great work! So what you are really asking me is why the ladies get upset when you grab some feathers to balance yourself.

You must agree that now that I have broken this down to the crux of the problem, your questions seems silly. Do you like it when someone grabs and pulls your feathers? You don’t have to be a leghorn to figure out why they might be upset.

Do try to remember that not only Roosters are proud of their feathers; hens are too. One of the most prized possessions we ladies have is our feathers. We spend a lot of time fluffing and grooming as well. Even more important is the amount of harassment a bald hen would take from the other ladies. You are doing her no favor if you pull some out.

What to do? Well, I am going to suggest you work on your balance more. Try to become more agile. Jump onto a branch and practice your motions with nothing to hold onto. Maybe even try that French training methodology, parkour.

Barring your ability to be able to complete the process without grabbing on I am going to suggest that you petition your human servant to bring in some dwarf hens for you. I fear what might happen if a full-sized rooster shows up. You could lose all your hens. At least those that wish to have babies someday.

Aurora

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The ever Fabulous Aurora

Bob. I'm so pleased to see you here today

 

[Marie2020]

I got some very upsetting and disturbing news today. I have posted a few times about a friend of ours who got four chicks last spring. He lost one of them to a fox several months back, so he has been keeping them locked up most of the time and only letting them out in the yard when someone will be outside. Especially since a hawk has been hanging around. About a week ago he told us that one of them had died suddenly. She hasn’t been acting sick, other than the fact that all of them had been acting stressed and haven’t laid any eggs in over a month. This seemed really unusual to me for pullets in their first winter, especially as far south as we are. But he couldn’t figure out why she would have died so suddenly. She was a beautiful Buff Orpington, and he said she was definitely their sweetest one.

Today he called to tell us he figured out what happened. The story his 11-year-old son told just didn’t seem quite right. He was outside playing, which was why the chickens were getting some time out in the yard. He had come in and said there was something wrong with one of the chickens, and when our friend went outside to check she was already cold and getting stiff. The son said he hadn’t seen anything happen. Well a few days ago our friend decided to ask his son again if he had seen her acting strangely or anything else. The boy finally said the chicken had been chasing him and pecking him, so he kicked her! Our friend and his wife were very upset, especially since the son has also been having behavioral issues in school. They took him to see a psychiatrist yesterday, and he was diagnosed with ADHD and put on meds. But in my opinion things still don’t add up. I find it hard to believe that a small boy was able to kick the chicken hard enough to kill it almost instantly with a single kick, especially if he was also trying to run away from it. I think he was a little more deliberate in his actions, and probably cornered her and kicked her numerous times or dis something else to her. And just ADHD doesn’t excuse that behavior. We also think he has probably been chasing them, throwing things at them for some time, which could help explain why they are acting stressed/nervous and not laying. The poor chickens. We told our friend he needs to keep a VERY close eye on his son, and I think he also needs counseling. They have taken away all his screen time as punishment, he isn’t even allowed to be in the same room if they are watching television. But I am so worried about the other chickens, and he definitely shouldn’t be allowed around them unsupervised any more.

Here is a picture of the poor chicken that he killed, I can’t remember her name.
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As already said, it starts with animals (because they are easy to torture and kill) then in a lot of cases progress to other vile acts.

 

[lightm]

Almost all my posts show the Chicken Palace but here are a few that give more of an overview. Some are from before it was painted. View attachment 3404074View attachment 3404076View attachment 3404077View attachment 3404083View attachment 3404087View attachment 3404088

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Rare photos of the palace spotted!! eye candy!

 

[RoyalChick]

Thirsty Thursday
Babs and Eli from earlier in the week before I had to go away.