Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Marie2020]

How about a metal plate like the one in the GIF?
That would be cruel, though.
Ah well. We can just have a talk off and see who talks more.

I'd most definitely be second...

Princess would win

My sparkling white chicken

 

[Marie2020]

Good night!
Don't forget to come back tomorrow

You're on

 

[notabitail]

Umm, no, get it right... it's Aurora's thread, Bob is just a slave like we all are , silly

He didn't have Aurora when he started the thread, though she may have taken over it. That makes more sense. I'm guessing the reason Bob posts in the evening is because Aurora keeps him busy running tasks for her all day long without a pause. I guess he is off today.
Oh, and I am not a slave. Josey said I am Big Rooster but I have no right to lord it over her.

 

[notabitail]

I'd most definitely be second...

Princess would win
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My sparkling white chicken

Looks like a nice painting

 

[BY Bob]

Umm, no, get it right... it's Aurora's thread, Bob is just a slave like we all are , silly

Truer words were never typed.

 

[BY Bob]

Have a good night all.

Thank you for a lovely hour

Good night Marie.

 

[featherhead007]

I have never tried.
I managed to get her to not pull the skin off my hand using the closed fist feeding technique. This works great until she has eaten what is in my closed fist (usually sunflower seeds) and then she starts on my knuckles.
I am thinking a stealth night maneuver with a pair of scissors might be better than a bath.

Can you trust yourself with a sharp knife, and in the dark?

 

[BY Bob]

Can you trust yourself with a sharp knife, and in the dark?

I was thinking safety scissors.....

 

[notabitail]

Can you trust yourself with a sharp knife, and in the dark?

I would not trust any human with a sharp knife in the dark. Therefore, Bernadette may be better off in the rafters sleeping there instead of on the roost.

 

[notabitail]

I was thinking safety scissors.....

The kiddie ones that can barely cut card stock?