Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Pastel the Rooster]

Swipe down twice from the top and tap Do Not Disturb. If you don't see it there swipe left and it might show up.
I'd need to know what kind of phone you have to know exactly what to do.

Yeah, its swipe left and it's there.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Goodnight now, for real this time!

 

[notabitail]

Goodnight now, for real this time!

Goodnight!

 

[notabitail]

You seem somewhat mature, I'll give you that. And trust me, I needed to pinch myself to restrain myself from slapping them. Ohhhhh, I hate it when they tell me chickens are stupid. I always snap at them when they call them dumb. Once I had a GREAT comeback for when they did. "You think chickens are dumb, look at yourself. At least chickens are smart enough to learn math. Come back next year and try again. Maybe math with come a bit easier. Last time I checked, my chickens grade book had A's, not all F's like you."
I would report them but I have no evidence that they did it. Who knows, maybe (hopefully) it was just a really bad dream. I doubt it though.
Nah, you don't say. Do boys REALLY like to tease? I NEVER knew that! (Sorry, I'm sarcastic and dramatic)
I'm not POSITIVE they hate me, but they are all such jerks to me. Even though I'm super nice. I help people up when they fall, and I'm friends with the quiet and shy kids. Apparently that's not good enough to be friend or even ally worthy.
I'm also glad that I'm here on BYC, and I'm glad you are here! This particular thread truly is amazing, and most of the other threads are too. Haha, chicken math is about to have a real toll on me, depending on how many chicks Willow hatches!

Yes, I like to tease. Especially with my sisters. I'll have to share the Great Egg Prank. If I tease anyone I usually don't take it too far.
You are a good person. The jerks are probably not worthy of your friendship. Maybe when one of them gets hurt help them. Sometimes it makes them think about how they have behaved and they might change for the better.

Mature? My sister says I am far from that

 

[The Chick Addict]

Ask my dad. I think he want's to send me to an orphanage because all I do is talk about how cute chickens are.
Are you sure you are as chicken crazy as that? Also my phone wallpapers are me holding Willow and Pastel, I have a few chicken stuffed animals on my shelves, I have a few chicken "toys", everytime I see something chicken in a store I beg my parents to buy it for me. I have chicken socks and a chicken shirt. Try to beat that. (There is more)

That's me right there!

 

[Ponypoor]

Ah, so it's the incubator for the rest of the eggs as soon as I see her get up with her chicks, say any hatch?

I personally would take all the eggs that are viable now, and put into an incubator and just let Willy get over her broody time for now.

This way you have all the eggs in a safe incubator, and you have time to build a safe broody home for any future broody gals.

And if you are lucky,and you get a safe place built, maybe slip a few chicks under Willow when they hatch. Then she can safely raise a couple babies.

That is what I did with my silkie mamas, I slipped 4 babies under them to raise.

Any other eggs that then hatch you will raise yourself.

 

[Ponypoor]

From the deck down to the treeView attachment 3544720All the yellow is the wild mustard.

View attachment 3544725And here too.

View attachment 3544721Close up of the plant.

View attachment 3544722"Selfie" from behind my head. The blooms are up around my face.

That’s lovely scenery - will the chickens eat that wild mustard?

 

[The Chick Addict]

Aha, plus the fact that kids at school hate me because I say that chickens are smarter than them (I think it is true even though the kids who KNOW I'm crazy are in gifted/ HONORS classes with me) and the fact that I also talk about chickens every waking moment at school.... Yeah, kids(meaning a few stupid boys) don't like me and those who own chickens and don't like them are always talking VERY LOUDLY near me about how they beat their chickens with baseball bats until they were dead.
Ugh. I hate the boys in my classes. I don't even know if I believe them, but the way they describe it makes it seem so real. I need to restrain myself from going and slapping them across the face. Wanna hear what I tell myself? "Pastel, don't slap them, you don't want to ruin your perfect record of never doing anything bad at school, or getting in trouble at school. Don't do what Splotch would do."

Such evil kids!!

 

[Chickin Fairy]

You seem somewhat mature, I'll give you that. And trust me, I needed to pinch myself to restrain myself from slapping them. Ohhhhh, I hate it when they tell me chickens are stupid. I always snap at them when they call them dumb. Once I had a GREAT comeback for when they did. "You think chickens are dumb, look at yourself. At least chickens are smart enough to learn math. Come back next year and try again. Maybe math with come a bit easier. Last time I checked, my chickens grade book had A's, not all F's like you."
I would report them but I have no evidence that they did it. Who knows, maybe (hopefully) it was just a really bad dream. I doubt it though.
Nah, you don't say. Do boys REALLY like to tease? I NEVER knew that! (Sorry, I'm sarcastic and dramatic)
I'm not POSITIVE they hate me, but they are all such jerks to me. Even though I'm super nice. I help people up when they fall, and I'm friends with the quiet and shy kids. Apparently that's not good enough to be friend or even ally worthy.
I'm also glad that I'm here on BYC, and I'm glad you are here! This particular thread truly is amazing, and most of the other threads are too. Haha, chicken math is about to have a real toll on me, depending on how many chicks Willow hatches!

Understand that even adults are insulting to chickens. Yesterday, my ex and his new wife came over to pick up my daughter (she's 15) and they wanted to see the chickens. The whole time, the new wife kept saying animals are so dumb. We were watching my bantam teach her new chicks how to use the roosting bar. It just stuck with me that she was insulting them as we're watching her teach them how to roost. I prefer chickens to ppl. They just need to open their eyes and see for themselves... even then, it is apparently not enough.

 

[The Chick Addict]

These things make me flaming mad! Most people think chickens are worth nothing more than being on a dumb plate. I mean we all know how amazing they are! They are not that far from humans! Ugh, I can't stand people like that.

Understand that even adults are insulting to chickens. Yesterday, my ex and his new wife came over to pick up my daughter (she's 15) and they wanted to see the chickens. The whole time, the new wife kept saying animals are so dumb. We were watching my bantam teach her new chicks how to use the roosting bar. It just stuck with me that she was insulting them as we're watching her teach them how to roost. I prefer chickens to ppl. They just need to open their eyes and see for themselves... even then, it is apparently not enough.