Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

No silly human, Beackbook is the poultry version of you hooman Facebook! And you call us birb brains!
View attachment 3630244

I know that. And I didn't call you a bird brain!

 

[Gigachad poultry]

See! Sneaky little feathered monsters!

Be aware of the location of your equipment at all times!

Guys I think my chickens hackedy account! They keep making posts!!! It not me! If I go silent the hight Bantams came for me! Watch out and keep an eye on them!

 

[notabitail]

See! Sneaky little feathered monsters!

Be aware of the location of your equipment at all times!

I showed them the phone and they all looked around and ran away from me like something was up. Yep.

 

[Gigachad poultry]

I know that. And I didn't call you a bird brain!

Guys I think Peep works for Beackbook!

 

[notabitail]

Guys I think Peep works for Beackbook!

Yep. Peep does. I peeked at the BeakBook on that phone. Hard to use with fingers, that app.

 

[featherhead007]

I showed them the phone and they all looked around and ran away from me like something was up. Yep.

Yep, guilty!

 

[notabitail]

Yep, guilty!

They even bought a plan with Styrophone Mobile! Ugh. I think Agathae is the one who runs that network.

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

Telemarketing Calls to verify my email address? Gee, I might win a sweepstakes, or a gift card, or cash. All I get from them is a waste of my time!

I’ve used your trick every time I answer a telemarketer call. “Hello, this is Seaworld, and this call may be recorded for training Porpoises.”

 

[featherhead007]

Everyone is talking about Silkies today, so I thought I should share my two Silkies with you all.
Mama Silkie, and mama and baby Silkie.
A great dual purpose breed of duster!

 

[Pastel the Rooster]

No that's a super uncooked rotisserie chicken! This is a murderus sea chicken, did they not teach you anything I silence class
View attachment 3629398

Listen closely. That is a tiny demon. The seagulls in Vancouver are the size of eagles. The kitty wakes in Alaska are also HUGE. From my two week experience at least.