Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

I know. I'm usually standing with two feet on the ground, like a chicken. I will peck you with my fist if you get way too close or touch my controller. I may also share my fries. It depends.

Yep, two feet on the ground is the rule!

 

[notabitail]

Yep, two feet on the ground is the rule!

Have you flown a drone (the quadcopter kind).?

 

[featherhead007]

I don't eat those scraps.
I do make sure to scrape every last bit possible off my plate otherwise I feel bad wasting food (even small crumbs at times)..

You know that joke don’t you?
A Chinese mother is telling her child to be sure to eat all your rice, because in America the kids have to eat broccoli!

 

[notabitail]

You know that joke don’t you?
A Chinese mother is telling her child to be sure to eat all your rice, because in America the kids have to eat broccoli!

Which joke?

That Chinese mother forgot that I love broccoli and rice. Just not with ice.

 

[featherhead007]

I have experienced flight in a Bell helicopter . Not an easy trick to master. But I did hover and turn, lift and land. Yet I’m still alive! PonyPoor knows what it takes to fly a helicopter

 

[featherhead007]

Which joke?

That Chinese mother forgot that I love broccoli and rice. Just not with ice.

Chinese mother doesn’t know you

 

[featherhead007]

Have you flown a drone (the quadcopter kind).?

No I have not, nor have I ever needed to jump out of a perfectly good airplane!

 

[Ponypoor]

I charge two arms and two legs for snow shoveling. Why? Because you're supposed to help me!

Which is why I hire someone to push snow around for me

 

[notabitail]

Which is why I hire someone to push snow around for me

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Just get a few broodies to melt the snow for you.

 

[featherhead007]

I was invited to fly a helicopter, during air marshal training and I quickly volunteered. It’s not really that difficult to fly one, but both feet, both hands and at least half my brain was totally engaged in the experience. However, I prefer fixed wing aircraft over helicopters.