Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Thirsty Thursday

 

[fuentemoon]

I didn’t eat all my French fries . So if fuentemoon makes it to this point, share the rest!

Thanks thats the one part of that meal I would eat! Love a good french fry, or tater tot, or baked potato or any potato.

 

[Ponypoor]

Thirsty Thursday

Glynda reminds me so much of Twister

She looked like she was enjoying some wild water!

 

[Lilion]

Took a break today from work and addressed the situation in the run. Luckily, it's in the only tree-heavy area of our yard, right next to a big mulch pile. They were very happy chickens.

They all had a good day. However...tonight I discovered poor Sheba on the floor instead of on the roost. I went to check her to make sure she was okay and saw her poor back.

At least Manny only de-feathered the wing spots. Randy - his new official name - is now offered to the first comer on Facebook. No more waiting. Sad...but I'm tired of my girls looking so beat.

 

[Lilion]

I went, I ate, yum! View attachment 3724047

Yum!

We ordered Mexican and I went and brought it home. About a 20 minute round-trip. I ordered a shrimp taco salad. I was really excited and very hungry.
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I got home with a chicken burrito. I called, but it was 7 p.m. and another 20 minute round-trip was not worth it. The burrito was tasty...just disappointing.

 

[ChicoryBlue]

It's the story of a young lady's struggles fighting her way from last to first. Despite all the adversity nothing could stop her from pecking her way to the top.

Yes, but then - ? Hasn't she been a good Queen after all that? Has she been mean or cruel? Petty? Unnecessarily peckish? Is she still battling down in the trenches - I thought not - hasn't she risen above that now? I see such a change in Hazel, she is so much more tolerant of the Spuds than I ever thought she would be. Even Popcorn, whom she regularly bosses around. But with the Spuds she gives lots of leeway and warnings before moving on them, and they do not fear her as much.

Aurora has also done a lot of good Royal Public Relations, answering many letters with the assistance of her Scribe, very thoroughly and thoughtfully. She has done a great job explaining and advising in The Way Of The Chicken, helping others understand their places and how best to manage within The Way. This is considerate of her subjects, and of chickens and their Queens everywhere.

(If you can set aside the argument that her teachings are helping to promulgate the subjugation of the masses, you could call it a great Public Service.)

 

[notabitail]

I better evacuate my family. I don't want chickens (that show no mercy) flying in my house with RPGs and spurs.

They're not rocket propelled grenades, they're rocket propelled poonades.

 

[notabitail]

I have one word for you both. TAXES. They were created here to stop this thread drifting into non-chicken randomness.

I'll send some. Don't you worry.

You used 21 words if I counted right.

 

[notabitail]

You both owe a lot of off topic tax ! Come cough it up kiddos!

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I coughed up several times today. Preferably into a sink.

 

[notabitail]

Yum!

We ordered Mexican and I went and brought it home. About a 20 minute round-trip. I ordered a shrimp taco salad. I was really excited and very hungry.
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I got home with a chicken burrito. I called, but it was 7 p.m. and another 20 minute round-trip was not worth it. The burrito was tasty...just disappointing.

It's sad when we get wrong orders.