Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Ponypoor]

OK it's been nagging me for awhile and finally dawned on me. See a resemblance?

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Good one!!!

 

[notabitail]

They hopped in my car! They told ‘drive Hooman drive or we will peck you’.

Sooooo, what’s a Hooman to do?!

Make up a story about it .

 

[notabitail]

This sounds like you need car themed names for them

Ooh. Speedometer, Radiator and Antifreeze (so Pony will stop whining about it being too cold), and Accelerator.

 

[Ponypoor]

Rerouting the condensate drain for the hvac to the flower bed made a huge difference. I love roses

That’s a great idea! I don’t have a water issue it’s usually quite damp here.

I like roses but after a heavy rain the petals all drop off! And then there are the dreaded Japanese beetles- they love the roses, good thing the chickens love the beetles!

 

[Ponypoor]

Ooh. Speedometer, Radiator and Antifreeze (so Pony will stop whining about it being too cold), and Accelerator.

Audi, Jaguar, Mercedes, maserati, ford, dodge…..

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

You bought more chicks?

 

[notabitail]

Audi, Jaguar, Mercedes, maserati, ford, dodge…..

Ehh naming them after a brand feels a little....tacky.

Hmmm, maybe names related to sneaking, just like you getting more chicks. Sneaky, Secret, Surprise, Espionage...

 

[Ponypoor]

Make up a story about it .

Hahaja

Well now, I think you need to do that, I am supposed to be working here!

Ok I better get back to work speaking of that.

Wattle Wednesday

Betty wattles

Bert wattles

Flopsy wattles

 

[featherhead007]

Audi, Jaguar, Mercedes, maserati, ford, dodge…..

Lexus

 

[Ponypoor]

Nope

They hijacker’s my car and told me to ‘drive or I would be in serious deep doodoo’

So being terrified I floored poor old Bessy and drove!

They can be quite terrifying those velociraptors!