Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[Marie2020]

Ps. What in the h… is a crumpet?

Here you go. Make some and I'll come over for tea

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

Not good...

Weather tax:

 

[Ponypoor]

I just love your flooded field (and it seems like I am not the only one!).

Yep it’s my mosquito stable, I am breeding racing mosquitoes - fastest blood suckers in Canada!

 

[Ponypoor]

I have definite plans to use Carburetor on a roo. Enjoy the names. I can come up with theme lists of all sorts....for others. For my own, I'm usually scratching my head.

Is this supposed to rev the engine of some cute little pullet - ‘Hi my name is Carburetor’ (with a roll of the ‘r’)…….

 

[Ponypoor]

I finally got to the ink absorber on this printer. It was on the bottom. I didn't even need to take the whole thing apart
And I think it is a false positive of being "full" since the pad isn't full at all.

You will give yourself a headache doing that you know.

Deeeeeep breaths

 

[Ponypoor]

Lunch never tasted so good.

You had ink for lunch ?!

 

[Ponypoor]

Tax for all this will be coming later. My laptop's desktop keyboard is being blocked by this giant big ol' printer heap uh' junk.

You heard me right, @Ponypoor.

No worries

I know you always pay up

 

[Ponypoor]

1. A small flat round of bread, baked on a griddle and usually served toasted.
2. A kind of large, thin, unsweetened muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider, or sometimes toasted.

Toasted spiders?!

Where - where’s the toasted spider 🕷!

 

[Ponypoor]

Hubby just said if there's free roosters at the farm swap on Sunday I can consider one.

But that I need to get the number of "the pompom chicken lady"

I suggest a Polish Roo - Mr P is a darling very quiet with the ladies. And doesn’t flog me like some Roos who shall remain unnamed - right Teddy?!

Silkies are not always sweet and gentle. I can only imagine what the offspring of him and Marty will be like!

 

[featherhead007]

Buffalo gnat, also called black fly, turkey gnat, white socks -- all Simuliidae Family -- all the same dastardly pest/killer! And their larvae are so disgusting to see!

Simuliidae family, didn’t we have them over for brunch last year?