Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Reminding everyone to hit the roads because traffic is a thing. Parmesan and Grandma would hate seeing bite marks on one's face prior to going to the airport. It would be different if one is going by car but regardless, Grandma and Parmesan hate seeing bite marks but this is all for funsies and perhaps they don't care if one has bite marks.

I'm not seeing it. You're looking quite slim. Tony is much fatter.
Oh, wait. You asked Alex. Nevermind.

 

[Ponypoor]

“Daddy, do these feathers make me look fat?” View attachment 3880432

Stripes are all the trend right now.

 

[RebeccaBoyd]

Stripes are all the trend right now.

I got your stripes

Your Spots

And everything in-between.

Happy Wattle Wednesday everyone!

 

[Desertvalleychickens]

A tray of chopped mushrooms

And Stripes

 

[Grandma The Chicken]

I got your stripes
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Your Spots
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And everything in-between.
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Happy Wattle Wednesday everyone!
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Looking good, you five.

 

[notabitail]

The Society of Displeased Chickens.
I eat my lunch around 2:30 every day. Usually a small bite to hold me over for dinner. Today's lunch was left over egg noodles from the fridge. Well, I already had the chooks coming in looking for food, only to be disappointed. Of course, I came back with the thing of egg noodles and sour cream only to be greeted by a sour chicken that just wanted the whole bowl. As I am eating, I feel the soft and cuddly feeling of warm feathers barreling under my arms that were resting on a keyboard tray. I see this gluttonous and greedy thing stick its head up, and there was a In Albis. I gave some noodles to her, which promptly disappeared into her crop faster than any human could ever eat. But oh no, that was not the end. I had the other Bigs storm my office. I had to shoo them out, and promised some noodles in the end. I gave them their noodles, but that was not good enough. Oh, no. In Albis came right back inside after finishing off the bowl with Dominica, hardly giving anyone a chance.

Thankfully they all left after In Albis finished telling me off and threatening to make a mess of my desk.

Agathae is still enjoying the sour cream off the sides of the bowl that those lazy Dominiques didn't bother polish off.

@Ponypoor , I know you like strips. Get over here.

@BY Bob , these chickens are eating noodles.

 

[BY Bob]

One Down, 10 to go.

Well one of Lady Featherington's eggs is gone. There are just pieces of shell left in the nest. When I removed her just now there was an egg stuck to her feathers. This is that egg.

Is that egg pipped or just broken? She is off the nest right now eating and drinking.

 

[BY Bob]

One Down, 10 to go.

Well one of Lady Featherington's eggs is gone. There are just pieces of shell left in the nest. When I removed her just now there was an egg stuck to her feathers. This is that egg.

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Is that egg pipped or just broken? She is off the nest right now eating and drinking.

Update, she has returned to the nest.

 

[BY Bob]

I got your stripes
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Your Spots
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And everything in-between.
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Happy Wattle Wednesday everyone!
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Gorgeous chickens all.

 

[featherhead007]

Coco had to come inside with me. How else can I get my delicious cup of Coco in the afternoon?