Sir, you forgot to take your clothes out of the dryer. Perhaps, I shall do it for you and while I'm at it, a shoe to go with it to punish you for being lazy. You fell asleep and leave me to other endeavors. I'm being very close to let you know you are not fooling me and I cannot have such tomfoolery. I hate the taste of cloth in my mouth. Sensitive skin laundry detergent and a hint of lavender that has been dried tastes awful. Please remember the laundry so I don't have to taste cloth next time? Thank you. I can't help it if I taste cloth, it just happens. I can't avoid it and putting the clothes under my wing will just make them fall out and I'm not willing to hold clothes in one claw and hop on the other. You know how much torture that is? It's like trying to fit in XS capris you know you fit in only to realize that you don't actually fit in them.
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