Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[featherhead007]

Same ol shame! I want the attention of the little ones and they want to show attention to me. Especially my little Blue, and Aero. But as it stands, the littles want to be lap chickens (no treats needed) but the jealous hoard of older ladies scare them away from me. I can’t go anywhere without the “Rockettes” standing guard. It’s a totally crazy jealousy of which I cannot understand!

 

[featherhead007]

Same ol shame! I want the attention of the little ones and they want to show attention to me. Especially my little Blue, and Aero. But as it stands, the littles want to be lap chickens (no treats needed) but the jealous hoard of older ladies scare them away from me. I can’t go anywhere without the “Rockettes” standing guard. It’s a totally crazy jealousy of which I cannot understand!

I wish Sir Jaffar was still here to stop this nonsense!!!

 

[Themellowyellows]

Oooh ok

 

[Themellowyellows]

Dear Aurora, From Peaches...

I have been taking deep thought about this, but I could not figure out what is better, meal worms that my servent feeds me, or Cicadas that I have to work for, what do you think?


Peaches:

@BY Bob

 

[Ponypoor]

$2000 are you serious?

Yup to repaint my truck.

Now the truck needs a new starter you don’t want to know how much that will coast.

 

[Ponypoor]

Dear Aurora, From Peaches...

I have been taking deep thought about this, but I could not figure out what is better, meal worms that my servent feeds me, or Cicadas that I have to work for, what do you think?


Peaches:
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@BY Bob

Oooo Peaches! Great questions, I can’t wait to hear what HRH says

 

[Themellowyellows]

Oooo Peaches! Great questions, I can’t wait to hear what HRH says

Peaches agrees while slurping down her worm pasta.

 

[Themellowyellows]

Night time snacky!

 

[featherhead007]

Yup to repaint my truck.

Now the truck needs a new starter you don’t want to know how much that will coast.

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While the truck is in the mechanic shop, you should ask him to fix the short circuit between the seat and the steering wheel.

 

[featherhead007]

I’d take him on my plane, but I would be worried if his wattles got in the way of my flight capabilities

Imagine his wattles hanging over the flight controls? He’d pull back on the stick and we’d stall the plane going full speed speed!
Maybe that boy should stick to fighter jets instead.