Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[notabitail]

The goofy comb really ruins any real intimidation.

I'll let her bite you.

She doesn't actually bite while broody. She prefers to bite your conscience and emotions by starving herself.

 

[featherhead007]

Ixnay on the ooodybray my pet Rock Shenandoah is starting to make a familiar noise.
They are all giving me the rent money and I don’t know for how long. Summertime here is a killer!

 

[Ponypoor]

Ixnay on the ooodybray my pet Rock Shenandoah is starting to make a familiar noise.
They are all giving me the rent money and I don’t know for how long. Summertime here is a killer!

Oi boy, it’s an epidemic these broodies.

Keep my gang out of these talks, I don’t need any broody ladies here - too much temptation! Hahaha!

 

[BY Bob]

I cut my lip shaving and it bled profusely. Then one of those littles, found it and it bled out all over again.

Oh no! Maybe some Blukote is in order!

 

[BY Bob]

I have the trouble maker locked up in his own carrier

Prison time for a peck. Seems extreme to me.

 

[MaryJanet]

living gazebo

What a great idea!

 

[featherhead007]

Oh no! Maybe some Blukote is in order!

 

[featherhead007]

Prison time for a peck. Seems extreme to me.

You should have been in the courtroom before you went on making that call. All the evidence points directly towards the defendant. (On all counts)

 

[featherhead007]

Prison time for a peck. Seems extreme to me.

As speaker attorney for the prosecution, the defendant did bloody one chick and scared the others out of their wits. He’s not quite locked up yet but soon will be. The other ones are settling down for the night. I don’t want any more trouble or drama

 

[featherhead007]

Oh no! Maybe some Blukote is in order!

Sure thing, I will just wear Blu-Kote to church tomorrow morning