Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[BY Bob]

Happy Friday everyone.
I am still laughing at this one - cameras picked it up in the middle of the night.

That is hysterical.

 

[BY Bob]

Your sampling the corn shouldn't bother the cashier if you honestly paid for it. I've seen WM videos of customers doing lots worse.

SOMEBODY DIDN'T PAY FOR THEIR SAMPLE...

See if you can spot it…​

A GOAT AS A BACKPACK? YES! A GOAT!

I WONDER IF CHICKENS ARE ALLOWED TOO?


HUMANS ON A LEASH?


SHOPPING AT WM CAN BE EXHAUSTING!


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Everything at WM comes from China... the corn too?

WM tx - sweet old Dana getting up from sitting
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Those are ridiculous.

 

[BY Bob]

I told my Beetov-Hen that her comb flap was beautiful, and she could use it as a sun shield. Just keep her open eye away from the sunshine.
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Gorgeous lady.

 

[BY Bob]

I’m seriously thinking about getting two or three Brown Leghorns, (again), to add to my tribe. I really don’t care how far away I have to go to get them.
Seems every time Hannah has a breakdown, I’m in the air heading to Colorado. Her phone call today did not convince me this time. I’m resisting the blonde bombshell magic this time. She refuses my offer to live on my land. In California.
Ps. She’s not fond of chickens much either. It’s a longer story than I choose to share at this time.

I endorse the leghorn idea. You can never go wrong with leghorn friends.

 

[BY Bob]

It's Friday

 

[BY Bob]

The kiddos were keen to have an adventure…..

And Laverne leads the way with Betty and Butterscotch - such silly girls

But at least they are having fun.

Great videos!

 

[BY Bob]

No one will un-seat the Queen of FBA, no one!!

Very true.

 

[BY Bob]

I had Beetov-Hen and her sister Hen-Rietta for six years. Sis outlived her by a year and a half. Such lovely animals

That's a long run for leghorns. You did well by them.

 

[Ponypoor]

Niamh is Feeling Friskie Today

Now that the Phyllistines are almost the same size I think Niamh may be taking over leadership. She surely was feeling her oats today.

She started out teaching Éowyn who was boss.

From there she was clearly feeling invincible as she approached Aurora grazing at the fence line with her head held high in attack pose. Aurora looked up and saw her like that. She raised her head up and froze Niamh with a stare that lasted several minutes.

No one moved.

Then Niamh backed away. Here is a photo from after Niamh's neck had lowered a little. I was so shocked I forgot to film it.

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I hope she doesn't do that with the fence down. Phyllis tried it the first time she saw Aurora and did not fair well at all.

And that is why Missy is afraid of my chickens! And won’t go to the barn at all!

 

[Ponypoor]

Happy Friday everyone.
I am still laughing at this one - cameras picked it up in the middle of the night.

Lard butt!

That’s too funny - gosh these chickens of ours are just so much fun!