Fluffy Butt Acres: Stories of our flock

[rural mouse]

I awoke very late. Had a nightmare.
Dreamt that I wanted to marry some beautiful woman, but found out I was still legally married to the ex wife. All prior mortgage payments were still due, And then mind slipped into where I was driving a broken down Pinto car.
I shouldn’t have eaten that slice of leftover pepperoni pizza before bed!
Terrible nightmare tax:
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Those chicks are clearly Mr W's offspring!

@RoyalChick size difference between Mr W and a game hen is similar to Mr Chip's projected size and your dainty ladies. A game hen is more than capable of evading unwanted attentions, so they must like him and be fine with the weight difference.

 

[BY Bob]

Happy Tuesday everyone
Here is a 2-fer for Tuesday. Technically two 2-fers.
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Mr. Chips did not try to crow yesterday (I think maybe he was ridiculed for his first attempt), but he gave it a go this morning.
Getting better, but still quite odd. He will get blueberries as a reward for effort.

Im not sure if i would train him to crow with blueberries.

 

[RoyalChick]

Im not sure if i would train him to crow with blueberries.

Good point.

 

[BY Bob]

Good point.

Just remembering how much Jabber crowed at night.

He annoyed the neighbors greatly, me as well at times. A crow fest at 3 am on a spring night with the windows open can be a little annoying. Certainly to my neighbors it was.

 

[TOMTE]

I have one and my gang likes to snuggle up to it. You can get two and put at opposite sides to help warm things up. Help keep the water from freezing also.

I'll only be able to get one (for now), and there's only one wall in the coop it will be able to go on anyway. I don't keep water in the coop, not enough space. We have a heated waterer in the run for wintertime.