Me typing away on my phone.
DH watching one of his boring tv shows, sees me typing, pauses tv.
DH: "I'll wait."
Me: "No go ahead, turn it on, I'm listening to it."
DH: "No, I'll wait until you can WATCH."
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My 20 yr old DD :
"Mom! What are you doing?"
Me:"Oh, just reading about chickens."
DD: "Then why are you TYPING?"
Me:"Oh, just TYPING about chickens."
DH: "Seriously mom, you KNOW it's not SAFE to talk to STRANGERS on the Internet,
right?"
*honestly, THIS makes me feel like I did my job as a parent. Lol
Then I say I'm going to the bathroom lol. And sit on the counter in there.
Knob jiggles. Loud knock.
DD: "Mom, you've been in there a LONG time! Are you okay??!!
Maybe you should see dad's GI doctor."