Poopy feet aren't my favoriate thing either, but Ethel the speckled sussex is a masterful flyer. The only way I could keep her off me would be to remove her legs.

I have one or two birds that try to sit on my back sometimes, but I discourage it. They have filthy feet all winter long, and I really don't appreciate poop in my hair!

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! "They definitely didn't do that for me."


Oh right, I resemble that remark